Kristen: "Do you two know each other?"

Joey & Ross: "No. No."

Joey: "No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge."

Ross: "Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?"

Joey: "Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!"

Ross: "Hey you leave Marcel out of this!"

Chandler: "So this is nice! I wish I didn’t have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. Oh uh, by the way, what’s the name the girl you’re dating?"

Joey & Ross: "Kristen Lang."

Chandler: "Bye!"