Ross : "Hey, you know, Mon, if things work out between you and Richard's son, you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather!"
Monica : "Fine, judge all you want to! But married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!"

Ross : "He's coming here for Thanksgiving?"
Rachel : "I know, it's sick!"
Monica : "Why is it sick?"
Rachel : "Because it's Richard's son! It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner."