Mel : "Yes, she's telling everyone I caused her weight gain by nicking her thyroid during a neck tuck. I've already had three cancellations. She never thinks about anyone but herself! Daphne, get me a cup of tea."
Daphne : "Actually, I have a bit of a headache."
Mel : "Oh, you could be coming down with something, wash your hands first."
Niles : "Oh, you've got to calm down, your shoulders are so tense. Oh, you know, Daphne gives a wonderful massage, it might be just the thing for you."
Daphne : "Actually, I was planning on taking a nap."
Mel : "Oh, good, so you're not busy. Shall we do it in your room?"