Frasier : "How can you do this to me?"
Niles : "This was not my idea."
Frasier : "Niles, Emily just kissed me in the bedroom and now she's leaving. I have never been so embarrassed in my life."
Niles : "You're embarrassed? They think the best I can do is an old man with a cane."

Martin : "You didn't tell me this was a set-up."
Frasier : "Well, how blind can you be, Dad? He didn't seem gay to you?"
Martin : "He's English. They all seem gay."

Frasier (entre dans le salon avec Marty) : " Oh, Daphne!"
Edward : "We've just been chatting with your delightful physical therapist, Marty."
Daphne : "Oh, he's a charmer, this one. Now, aren't you glad you went to the opera? I keep telling him he should get out more, meet people. Most nights he just sits here alone watching the telly."
Emily : "He's the exact same way. He'll watch anything."
Daphne : "With him, it's mostly sports. Just give him a bunch of sweaty men chasing each other around the field and he-"
Frasier : "Daphne!"

Emily : "Frasier, these pieces are wonderful. You've exquisite taste."
Martin : "Oh, he gets that from me. Yes, it was worth all the hours I dragged him around to the museums and the antiques shops teaching him about art and, you know... upholstery."
Edward : "Were you in the arts?"
Martin : "Oh, well, actually, Ed-"
Frasier : "Dad was a cop."
Edward : "Really?! Mmh... the uniform and everything?"
Martin : "Yeah. In fact, uh, that's what happened to my hip. I took a bullet trying to break up a robbery. Yeah, I called for back-up but it never showed up."
Emily : "Because you were gay."
Martin : "Don't think I didn't wonder about that!"

Emily : "Frasier, these pieces are wonderful. You've exquisite taste."
Martin : "Oh, he gets that from me. Yes, it was worth all the hours I dragged him around to the museums and the antiques shops teaching him about art and, you know... upholstery."
Edward : "Were you in the arts?"
Martin : "Oh, well, actually, Ed-"
Frasier : "Dad was a cop."
Edward : "Really?! Mmh... the uniform and everything?"
Martin : "Yeah. In fact, uh, that's what happened to my hip. I took a bullet trying to break up a robbery. Yeah, I called for back-up but it never showed up."
Emily : "Because you were gay."
Martin : "Don't think I didn't wonder about that!"