Frasier saison 11 Episode 15
Nanny G (à Frasier) : "Do you have any idea what it's like to play the same character for 20 years?"

Frasier saison 11 Episode 9
Lilith : "With one hand the past moves us forward, and with the other, it holds us back."
Frasier : "Goodbye, Lilith."
Lilith : "Goodbye, Frasier."

Frasier saison 11 Episode 8
Frasier : "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a man now dead?"



Frasier saison 11 Episode 7
Niles : "Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail."

Frasier saison 8 Episode 18
Frasier : "Listen, my father's been, well, letting his exercises slide a bit."
Frederika : "Oh well, that's human nature, Dr. Crane. People neglect their exercising for many reasons – holidays, travel, illness, lack of time, death... and there's only one of those excuses that I accept: it's HOLIDAYS!!!"

Frasier saison 7 Episode 20
Mel : "Yes, she's telling everyone I caused her weight gain by nicking her thyroid during a neck tuck. I've already had three cancellations. She never thinks about anyone but herself! Daphne, get me a cup of tea."
Daphne : "Actually, I have a bit of a headache."
Mel : "Oh, you could be coming down with something, wash your hands first."
Niles : "Oh, you've got to calm down, your shoulders are so tense. Oh, you know, Daphne gives a wonderful massage, it might be just the thing for you."
Daphne : "Actually, I was planning on taking a nap."
Mel : "Oh, good, so you're not busy. Shall we do it in your room?"

Frasier saison 7 Episode 15
Helen : "You know, if you like Verdi so much, I happen to have a spare ticket to "Aida" next week."
Martin : "Oh, that sounds great. But... if it's a week from tonight, I'm busy, I'm sorry."
Helen : "Actually, it's next Thursday."
Martin : "Oh, Thursday? Oh, you know there's this thing at my... at... my wine club."
Helen : "That's all right, Martin. We just met. I shouldn't have asked."
Martin : "No, no, no. Helen, it's got nothing to do with you. It's me. I'm afraid I've given you the wrong impression of myself. You see, the truth is, I'm..."
Helen : "Gay."
Martin : ".... Uh, right, gay."
Helen : "I thought you might be. How many straight men remember Renata Tebaldi?"
Martin : "Not many."
Helen : "Well, I'm sorry if I was too forward. It's just that sometimes it's so hard to meet nice men."
Martin : "You tell me!"

Frasier saison 7 Episode 15
Emily : "Frasier, these pieces are wonderful. You've exquisite taste."
Martin : "Oh, he gets that from me. Yes, it was worth all the hours I dragged him around to the museums and the antiques shops teaching him about art and, you know... upholstery."
Edward : "Were you in the arts?"
Martin : "Oh, well, actually, Ed-"
Frasier : "Dad was a cop."
Edward : "Really?! Mmh... the uniform and everything?"
Martin : "Yeah. In fact, uh, that's what happened to my hip. I took a bullet trying to break up a robbery. Yeah, I called for back-up but it never showed up."
Emily : "Because you were gay."
Martin : "Don't think I didn't wonder about that!"

Frasier saison 7 Episode 15
Emily : "Frasier, these pieces are wonderful. You've exquisite taste."
Martin : "Oh, he gets that from me. Yes, it was worth all the hours I dragged him around to the museums and the antiques shops teaching him about art and, you know... upholstery."
Edward : "Were you in the arts?"
Martin : "Oh, well, actually, Ed-"
Frasier : "Dad was a cop."
Edward : "Really?! Mmh... the uniform and everything?"
Martin : "Yeah. In fact, uh, that's what happened to my hip. I took a bullet trying to break up a robbery. Yeah, I called for back-up but it never showed up."
Emily : "Because you were gay."
Martin : "Don't think I didn't wonder about that!"

Frasier saison 7 Episode 15
Frasier (entre dans le salon avec Marty) : " Oh, Daphne!"
Edward : "We've just been chatting with your delightful physical therapist, Marty."
Daphne : "Oh, he's a charmer, this one. Now, aren't you glad you went to the opera? I keep telling him he should get out more, meet people. Most nights he just sits here alone watching the telly."
Emily : "He's the exact same way. He'll watch anything."
Daphne : "With him, it's mostly sports. Just give him a bunch of sweaty men chasing each other around the field and he-"
Frasier : "Daphne!"

Frasier saison 7 Episode 15
Martin : "You didn't tell me this was a set-up."
Frasier : "Well, how blind can you be, Dad? He didn't seem gay to you?"
Martin : "He's English. They all seem gay."

Frasier saison 7 Episode 15
Frasier : "How can you do this to me?"
Niles : "This was not my idea."
Frasier : "Niles, Emily just kissed me in the bedroom and now she's leaving. I have never been so embarrassed in my life."
Niles : "You're embarrassed? They think the best I can do is an old man with a cane."

Frasier saison 7 Episode 9
Martin : "Has the witch gone yet?"
Frasier : "Lilith's still here, dad."
Martin : "Oh, in that case, I'll ask you too, Lilith. Has my twitch gone yet? I had some very strong coffee this morning and..."
Lilith : "Skillfully done, Martin."

Frasier saison 7 Episode 9
Lilith : "Daphne, is your fiance joining us?"
Daphne : "No, I'll be seeing him later. Donny has his own Thanksgiving tradition. He has a dinner for all the divorced men he's represented during the year. He's hosting twenty-five today."
Lilith : "Wow. Twenty-five lonely, bitter men."
Daphne : "Yeah, it's been a good year."

Frasier saison 6 Episode 21
Frasier : "Oh, morning, Dad."
Martin : "Everything go alright with Faye last night? She didn't take the breakup too hard, did she?"
Frasier : "Not really."
Martin : "Well, I'm sure she realizes, pretty as she is, that she won't be alone for long."
Faye (entre dans le salon) : "Good morning, Martin!"
Martin : "What'd I tell you?"

Frasier saison 6 Episode 17
Niles : "This is absurd! Why don't we just call Allison up and ask her what she thinks is so strange about us. We can both get her on an extension."
Frasier : "Better yet, why don't we just get on a bicycle built for two, ride over there, and ask her what she thinks is so strange about us!"

Frasier saison 5 Episode 15
Lilith : "It's ironic isn't it? No sooner do I get the closet of my dreams than my husband comes out of it."

Frasier saison 5 Episode 15
Lilith : "Niles, sorry to hear your marriage ended in a shambles."
Niles : "Ditto."

Frasier saison 5 Episode 14
Guy : "Your son Niles… Is it my imagination, or is he attracted to…"
Martin : "Hold it right there, it’s not your imagination. He’s got it bad."
Guy : "Really? This is not a delicate subject for you?"
Martin : "Oh, no, no, Niles has had those feelings for years. Of course, I didn’t encourage it during his so-called marriage, but now that he’s free, whatever makes him happy, I say, “Go for it!”"
Guy : "You are a wonderful father."

Frasier saison 5 Episode 14
Niles : "I've got to get a new divorce lawyer. Claude is clearly no match for Maris's team."
Daphne : "Real sharks, are they?"
Niles : "When we were courting I sent Maris a Valentine that said, "You're the girl my heart adores, everything I have is yours." Now they're calling it a pre-nup."

Frasier saison 5 Episode 14
Guy : "You are not the Crane I want!"
Frasier : "You're not even the sex I want!"

Frasier saison 5 Episode 14
Niles : "Boy, that was close. I owe you a big one."
Guy : "Your room?"
Niles : "Oh, good point, Guy. She's right next door. She's bound to hear me in there."
Guy : "We can go in my room."
Niles : "It's much safer. No matter how hard I try, I'm bound to make noise."
Guy : "Me too."

Frasier saison 5 Episode 14
Annie : "How dare you barge in on me when I'm naked!"
Frasier : "I'm sorry. My father told me you were hot for me."
Annie : "Your father did?!"
Frasier : "Well, blame Daphne, she's the one who told him."
Daphne : "I did not. I said she wanted your brother."
Guy : "Could Niles and I please have some privacy?"
Annie : "You're just putting the moves on everyone, aren't you?"
Niles : "Would you kindly get out of my bed? I am not gay, Guy."
Guy : "Please, acknowledge your true nature. Stop chasing these lesbians!"
Daphne : "Lesbians?!"

Frasier saison 4 Episode 19
Frasier : "What the hell are you doing?"
Daphne : "Making dinner reservations."
Frasier : "Not that, the voice."
Daphne : "I'm trying my American."
Frasier : "You're certainly trying this American!"
Daphne : (terminant sa conversation au téléphone) "Anything on the patio? Alright, cool.
I'll see you then (elle raccroche et reprend son accent) You see, I'm just sick of people making such a fuss about my accent. I like to be able to blend in on occasion, so I'm learning to speak American."
Frasier : "And who is your tutor, a drag queen?"

Frasier saison 4 Episode 18
Maxine : "Ahhhhhhh! Look out, he's got a nug."
Frasier : "A gun! A gun is what he's got!"

Frasier saison 4 Episode 18
Gil : "I'm dying..."
Frasier : "Poor man was gone."
Gil : "...Never again to revisit the scene of my boyhood in Surrey... romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys..."
Frasier : "Just then, the lights went out again. Nigel Fairservice was shot again!"
Gil : "Only grazed me! When the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lum..."
Frasier : "The final bullet blew his head clean off his shoulders! All right, people, let's try to keep calm although it's hard when the killer
is among us."
Gil : "Heigh-ho, I'm Nigel's brother, Cedric. I haven't seen him since our boyhood. We'd romp..."
Frasier : "And so died the last surviving member
of the Fairservice family."

Frasier saison 4 Episode 18
Frasier : "I'm still not entirely happy with the second McAllister sister. She doesn't sound spinsterish enough for me."
Mel : "I see. You also told me that me gamekeeper sounded too cultured, that my Irishman sounded more Protestant than Catholic, and that my dwarf was too tall."

Frasier saison 4 Episode 18
Frasier : "Well, that's our show for today, but let me remind you to tune in on Saturday night for KACL's presentation of "Nightmare Inn". Just set your dials for goosebumps. Till then, this is Dr. Frasier Crane reminding you that you never know what's lurking in the shadows (se met à rire diaboliquement)"
Roz : "Well, that should certainly comfort the woman who called in about her paranoia."

Frasier saison 2 Episode 14
Frasier : "You know, I have to tell you, Niles, I'm feeling rather good about this whole thing. Well, granted, I did lose my wallet and my favorite suit, but still, you know, mostly everything else was intact: my... my date book, my... my spare set of car keys, my fountain pen. But best of all, what has remained intact is my sense that people are basically trustworthy."
Niles : "Frasier, the person who has your car keys asked you to meet him here, knowing you'd bring your car?"
Frasier : "Now, now, before you launch into one of your little paranoid riffs, my car happens to be... (il regarde par la fenêtre) ... moving down the street! Oh my god! Stop! Stop that well-dressed man!"

Frasier saison 1 Episode 22
Niles: "Frasier, I've always dreamed of looking in the library card catalog and seeing my name under "Mental Illness"."