Derek 1.06

Dougie : "I'll tell you why I'm here. Cos when I was a little sperm, I won the race to the egg. That's why I'm here, that's what life's about. You know, that was the last thing I won as well."

Gerald : "No, she doesn't always know me...but I look forward to seeing her every day. She's still the same person. And every day I introduce myself and we get to know each other
all over again. I'm lucky. Who else gets to fall in love 365 times a year?"

Dougie : "From the moment you're born,
from the moment your head pops out, someone gives you a slap, you know, to make you cry, cos that's how they know you're alive. You cry. And then that's it, isn't it, for the next 70 or 80 years.
That's what life is - someone giving you a slapping and a load of crying."