Larry : "I don't know what this means."
Polly : "Shut up."
Larry : "Okay, listen, listen. I haven't had sex in months, so there's a better-than-average chance that I could..."
Polly : "Just shut the fuck up, Larry."

Polly : "I mean, yes, we were friends before we even started dating Pete and Piper. And yes, you drove me to the hospital when I was in labor and handled all the papework and the nurses. And yes, you were the only one there for me when my husband checked out of fatherhood so he could go on a month-long mission of self-exploration, and you're funny, but also boring in all the right ways, and... What the hell am I saying ? Just fuck me."