How I Met Your Mother 4.05

Nora : "I'm a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder. But I guess I'm just not as strong as you are."
Ted : "That's cause you need protein."

Robin : "Don't get married. Look, you're rushing into this. It's like you're trying to skip ahead to the end of the book. Ted, you're the most romantic guy I know. You stole a blue French Horn for me ! You tried to make it rain !"
Ted : "I did make it rain."
Robin : "It was a coincidence ! But after all that, this is how your great, romantic quest comes to an end ? You're just disappearing into someone else's wedding, someone else's house, someone else's life without a second thought ! That's not the amazing ending that you deserve. That's not Ted Mosby."