How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 24
Ted (2030, à ses enfants) : "I kept this story short and to the point."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 24
Barney : "You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 24
Barney : "I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 24
Barney : "If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 24
Marshall : "Hey, you kids. Do you have any idea what happened right here in this very bar ?"
Homme : "No. What happened ?"
Marshall : "Just… just all kinds of stuff."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 24
Penny : "Come on, dad. Mom's been gone for six years now. It's time."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 23
Marshall : "A certain delicate flower cried all night in the shower."
Lily : "And I was pretty bummed too."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 23
Marshall : "Why does [Ted] keep doing this ? He meets them, he likes them way too much, he goes way too big, too soon, and he ends up blowing it. I can't take this anymore. He's fallen in love so many times now."
Lily : "Not like this. This is different."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 23
Ted : "Just be cool, lady, damn !"

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 22
Ted (à Robin) : "Love doesn't make any sense. I mean, you can't logic your way into or out of it, love is totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do. Look, I know that sounds cheesy, but it's just true. You love Barney, and he loves you. And that doesn't have to make sense to make sense."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 22
Marshall : "Man, 2007 was a long time ago."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 22
La mère : "As a kid, I was a bit of a detective."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 22
Patrice : "You've never looked more beautiful, Robin."
Robin : "Nobody asked you, Patrice."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 21
La mère : "What are you doing ?"
Ted : "Remembering this."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 21
Ted : "You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 17
Barney : "Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 17
Ted : "I have to let go now."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 17
Ted : "If you're looking for the word that means caring about someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want no matter how much it destroys you, it's love ! And when you love someone, you don't stop, ever. Even when people roll their crazy eyes or call you crazy, even then. Especially then ! You just – you don't give up ! Because if I could give up, if I could just, you know, take the whole world's advice and move on and find someone else, that wouldn't be love. That would be some other disposable thing that is not worth fighting for. That is not what this is."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 17
Ted : "I'm not gonna answer the question, because you know the answer. You wanna talk about my top five ? There's no top five, Robin. There's just a top one, and it's you. And the only reason I'm saying any of this is, 'cause, I know that it's not gonna change anything. You and Barney are getting married today. If I have to hold the shotgun myself, it's happening."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 17
Ted : "When we went out on our first date, at the end of the night, did you want me to kiss you ?"
Robin : "Yeah, I did."
Ted : "Damn it !"

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 16
Mitch : "Can I tell you an embarassing story ?"
The Mother : "Is it this one ? Taking place right now ?"


How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 7
Réceptionniste : "So you're saying you didn't order room service and you didn't order ‘Prison Sluts Nine’ ?"
Lily : "I am saying I did not order room service."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 5
Loretta : "You won the battle, but I'll win the war."
Robin : "Game on, bitch."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 3
Lily : "Hey, Ted. You wrote down all these things to say goodbye to. But so many of them are good things. Why not just say goodbye to the bad things ? Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost. To all the times that was a no instead of a yes. To all the scrapes and bruises. To all the heartache. Say goodbye to everything you really want to do for the last time. But don't go have one last scotch with Barney. Have the first scotch, toasting Barney's new life. Because that's a good thing, and the good things will always be here waiting for you. (Ted sourit) What ?"
Ted : "Turn the page."
Lily : "‘Get one last life lecture from Lily.’ Well you're dreaming if you think that's the last one of those."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 3
Barney : "We're locked out."
Robin : "I guess we could try the back door. Of our suite."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 1
Barney : "This wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin : "No ‘wait-for-it’ ?"
Barney : "I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore."

How I Met Your Mother saison 9 Episode 1
La mère (à Lily) : "I know I'm just a stranger on a train who you tried to bite, but, do you want a hug ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 24
Lily : "So, what do you want to do tonight- drink ourselves blind, set a car on fire? Ooh, watch a movie that doesn't start with a desk lamp jumping on top of a capital "I"?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 24
Ted : "If I could make that locket magically appear, I would. I would open a vein in my arm if I could bleed that locket out, just to make her happy."

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 23
Ted : "Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it's already gone."

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 23
Ted : "If you told Barney that you needed him, he'd be here in a heartbeat."
Robin : "I didn't have to tell you. And you're here. You don't even know why."

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 18
Barney : "I'm a magician, Robin. Misdirection and deceit are my stock in trade. You don't want me to lie to you? Lies are the reason that we're together. Everything single thing I did to get you to say yes to me on that rooftop-Patrice, the false engagement, everything-it was all utter malarkey. But underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that's the fact that I love you."

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 17
Barney : "If I have a passion, it's taking life and turning it into a series of crazy stories. If you can do that without me, then I don't even know who I am anymore."

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 11
Ted : "Kids, sometimes in life you’ll make a pit for someone in your mind, but ultimately, the only one in that pit is yourself. Which means there's only one person who can let you out of the pit."

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 6
Barney (à propos de Robin) : "I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows."

How I Met Your Mother saison 8 Episode 1
Klaus : "‘Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz’ is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin… have you ever felt this way about someone ?"
Ted : "…I think so."
Klaus : "If you have to think about it, you have not felt it."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 21
Robin : " What is wrong with you? Are you having a stroke?"
Narrateur : "As a matter of fact, he was."
Robin : "OOOH!! Hold on! Wait!"

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 18
Robin (imaginée par Ted) : "Ted, no matter how many things you put in this room, I'll still be here."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 17
Ted (2030) : "Here's the funny thing - in my own crazy way, I was kind of happy. For the first time in years, there was no little part of me clinging to the dream of being with Robin. Which meant, for the first time in years, the world was wide open. Because kids, when a door closes, well… you know the rest."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 17
Lily : "For Ted's sake, I hate to say this, but, pay up."
Marshall : "Not yet."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 16
Ted (2030) : "Kids, sometimes you realize the journey you’ve been taking has reached its final stop. So the question becomes : where do you go next ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 16
Robin : "[Kevin] seemed like the guy to take the next step with. But he couldn't look past this. I mean, who could ?"
Ted : "I could. I love you, Robin."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 13
Robin : "That's the magic of New Year's. When that clock strikes midnight, we all get a fresh start. And I don't know about you, but I could really use one."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 9
Barney : "It's come to this. You could help a friend, but instead, you're choosing the hot girl in the tight tank top. Your training is complete! I'm so proud of this kid! But seriously, the storm's coming in, so dump the hoochie and wheels up."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 4
Kevin : "Robin, many of my patients are disturbed felons. Last week, one of them mailed me a bag of his feces. On the plus side, he remembered my birthday."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 3
Victoria : "There is a reason that it didn't work out between you and me, but it's not Germany. And I'm willing to bet it's the same reason none of your other relationships in the last six years have lasted either. It's Robin."
Ted : "No."
Victoria : "Yes. She is so much bigger in your world than you realize. And this thing that you're all doing, you and Barney and Robin, where the three of you hang out at the bar night in, night out, like you're all just buddies ? That doesn't work. Trust me."
Ted : "No, you've got it all wrong."
Victoria : "I'm right about this. Goodbye, Ted."
Ted (2030) : "And sure enough, she was right. It didn't work – we just didn't realize it yet."

How I Met Your Mother saison 7 Episode 1
Ted : "I used to believe in destiny, you know ? […]"
Robin : "You've just been focused on work."
Ted : "No, it's more than that. I stopped believing. Not in some depressed I'm-gonna-cry-during-my-toast way. Not in a way I even noticed until tonight. It's just, every day I think I…believe a little less, and a little less, and a little less, and that sucks. What do I do about that, Scherbatsky ?"
Robin : "You're Ted Mosby. You start believing again."
Ted : "In what ? Destiny ?"
Robin : "Chemistry. If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing."
Ted : "What's that ?"
Robin : "Timing. But timing's a bitch."

How I Met Your Mother saison 6 Episode 24
Ted : "You can't keep saying you have one rule if they're always different rules."
Barney : "Ah, but ‘new is always better’ is my oldest rule, which makes it the best."

How I Met Your Mother saison 6 Episode 16
Barney : "High V."

How I Met Your Mother saison 6 Episode 15
Barney, Marshall, Robin : "Oh honey..."

How I Met Your Mother saison 6 Episode 9
Barney : "He has got to go, you need to be like, you are the weakest link, goodbye. Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. Your time's up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped ! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away. Give me your jacket and leave ‘Hell's Kitchen’ ! I'm sorry, you did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen."

How I Met Your Mother saison 6 Episode 1
Barney : "That is so awesome! A High-Five doesn't even cut it... HIGH-SIX!"
[...]
Ted : "She didn't see us high-six, did she?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 24
Ted : "Look, think about all of us five years ago, when we first met you. Marshall and Lily were just boyfriend and girlfriend, now they're married and thinking about kids. And Barney, Barney was never going to commit to anyone, ever ! And last year, he fell in love. And me ? I was chasing some girl I was convinced was the one. Now she's one of my closest friends. And you ! Five years ago you never would have chosen love over your career, but today, you did."
Robin : "Looks like I'm getting dumber."
Ted : "No, just more courageous. Look, we've all been searching for the five doppelgangers, right ? But eventually over time, we all become our own doppelgangers. You know, these completely different people who just happen to look like us. ‘Five years ago Robin’, that girl, she was pretty great. But ‘Doppelganger Robin’ ? She's amazing."

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 24
Ted (2030) : "Kids, you can ask the universe for signs all you want. But ultimately, we only see what we want to see when we're ready to see it."

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 19
Ted : "This may come as a shock to you, Barney, but people don't like to be lied to."
Barney : "Wrong. They don't like finding out they've been lied to. Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. – Barney Stinson."

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 7
Barney : "Dad is home"

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 7
Barney: "Daddy's home"

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 5
Barney: "Not only are you wrong, but you are beligerantly sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Sherbatsky, you are an American!"

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 3
Marshall: "What are you guys doing with Barney's secret Robin notebook?... Let me rephrase that. Did you two ladies lose some weight?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 3
Ted: "Bowl"

How I Met Your Mother saison 5 Episode 1
Ted : "You do realize they were lying, right ?"
Lily : "No, Ted, they don't realize they weren't lying."

How I Met Your Mother saison 4 Episode 24
Ted (2030) : "That was the year I got left at the altar. It was the year I got knocked out by a crazy bartender. The year I got fired. The year I got beat up by a goat – a girl goat at that. And dammit, if it wasn't the best year of my life. Because if any one of those things hadn't happened, I never would have ended up in what turned out to be the best job I ever had. But more importantly, I wouldn't have met your mother. Because, as you know, she was in that class. Of course that story is only just beginning."

How I Met Your Mother saison 4 Episode 23
Stella (à Ted) : "I know that you're tired of waiting. And you may have to wait a little while more, but… she's on her way, Ted. And she's getting here as fast as she can."

How I Met Your Mother saison 4 Episode 8
Barney : "We're basically mad men."
Marshall : "We are. We're such ‘Mad Men’."
Barney : "I'm gonna go smack a secretary on the ass."
Marshall : "That's totally what they would do on that show."
Barney : "What show ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 4 Episode 6
Ted (2030) : "Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face. But there's a third option, you can just let it go. And only when you do that is it really gone, and you can move forward. And that kids, was the perfect ending to a perfect love story. It just wasn't mine. Mine was still out there, waiting for me."

How I Met Your Mother saison 4 Episode 5
Robin : "Don't get married. Look, you're rushing into this. It's like you're trying to skip ahead to the end of the book. Ted, you're the most romantic guy I know. You stole a blue French Horn for me ! You tried to make it rain !"
Ted : "I did make it rain."
Robin : "It was a coincidence ! But after all that, this is how your great, romantic quest comes to an end ? You're just disappearing into someone else's wedding, someone else's house, someone else's life without a second thought ! That's not the amazing ending that you deserve. That's not Ted Mosby."

How I Met Your Mother saison 4 Episode 5
Nora : "I'm a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals is murder. But I guess I'm just not as strong as you are."
Ted : "That's cause you need protein."

How I Met Your Mother saison 4 Episode 1
Barney : "[Robin] wasn't there. I left a voicemail."
Lily : "You left a voice, but it wasn't male."

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 19
Abby : "I'm sorry I yelled out ‘Ted’."
Barney : "I'm sorry I yelled out ‘Abby’."
Abby : "I am Abby."
Barney : "…oh, cool."

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 18
That's why tonight is going to be legendary... wait for it... dary.

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 18
Robin : "Yeah your nose is bleeding like a faucet"
Randy : "Oh god, this happens every time I get an erection, i'ms sorry"



How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 17
Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil's three-way.

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 17
Ted : "I'm gonna go through all my old stuff and I'm getting rid of anything I have no use for anymore. Barney, you want my Xbox ?"
Barney : "Ted, she has a name ! And just what are you accusing me of ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 16
Once you win Mr. Teen in Winnipeg, everybody wants a piece of the moneymaker.

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 15
If crap could eat and then crap stuff out, it's that! Your report is the crap that crap craps!

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 14
I would never demean the women that I've slept with by putting their names on some tawdry list.

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 13
Ted : "Abby is...?"
Stella : "My receptionist. You really made quite an impression on her with the coffee the other day. I mean, she has really not stopped talking about you."
Ted : "Oh, Abby. I thought you said ‘Alan’."
Stella : "But you just said, ‘Abby is...?’"
Ted : "Right. Right, I thought I said ‘Alan’."
Stella : "Who's Alan ?"
Ted : "Who's Abby ?"
Stella : "My receptionist."
Ted : "Exactly."

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 13
Marshall : "[The Power of Me] [i]s actually a great book, it taught me the power of complete memory."
Ted : "Can I borrow your copy ?"
Marshall : "I left it somewhere. I forget."

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 12
It's not cheating if you're not the one whose married

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 11
Don't kill the bar

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 10
Becky, elliptical machine's really working for you. nice stuff

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 8
Ted (2030) : "So kids, this girl I was dating would not stop talking. Can you imagine how awful that is ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 4
Robin : "What kind of lawyer does this guy have if he has to take care of the kid all the time ?"
Lily : "A good one. He won full custody."
Robin : "He won ? He won ? Oh God, getting the kid is winning, isn't it ? …don't tell anyone I said that."

How I Met Your Mother saison 3 Episode 4
Robin : "I mean, I don't hate kids. I'm just not a kid person. I mean, yeah, it's cute that their shoes are real little, but beyond that, what's the draw ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 22
Robin : "Ted, you know that kids were never a part of my plan. But if I was gonna have someone’s babies, I'd have your babies."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 22
Robin : "You stole a blue French horn for me."
Ted : "I would've stolen you a whole orchestra."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 22
Ted (2030) : "I think for the most part, if you're really honest with yourself about what you want out of life, life gives it to you."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 21
Robin : "You hate marriage, why do you want to perform the ceremony ?"
Barney : "Because it subtly implants in the mind of every woman there that when I ask a question, you say ‘I do.’"

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 21
Lily : "Great. Now my mom's making me invite the Lessners. This puts our numbers in the triple digits."
Robin : "Wow, I guess sometimes, less-ner is more… ner.
You know how like sometimes less is more."
Ted : "Yeah. This is one of those times, sweetie."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 21
Marshall : "Look at me. She's not gonna want to marry me like this."
Ted : "That's crazy, of course she will."
Marshall : "Would you marry me ?"
Ted : "No. But not because of the hair, it's because I have a rule : never marry anyone you've had a farting contest with."
Marshall : "Oh, great. So now you're saying Lily and I shouldn't even get married ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 21
Marshall : "So, where do you wanna do it for the first time as a married couple, nice hotel room or a reception hall bathroom ?"
Lily : "What do you think ? Bathroom, of course."
…
Ted : "Please don't."
Lily et Marshall : "Sorry, Ted."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 17
Ted : "Hey, Marshall."
Marshall : "Yeah ?"
Ted : "Are you still thinking about Lily ?"
Marshall : "Yeah."
Ted : "Please stop."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 17
Marshall : "You live in Ohio, right ? I could swing through and pick you up."
Ted : "My parents live in Ohio. I live in the moment."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 14
Ted (2030) : "Sometimes, even if you know how something is going to end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 6
Ted : "People are gonna get fired !"
Lily : "No, they're not. It's just a tantrum, Ted. I saw this in kindergarten all the time."
Ted : "This isn't kindergarten. Mr. Druthers is an adult, and he wants his ball back !"

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 5
Barney : "You're better than porn !"
Lily : "…thank you."

How I Met Your Mother saison 2 Episode 3
Marshall : "Are you wearing a push-up bra ?"
Lily : "Did you Mystic Tan your calves ?"
Marshall : "I withdraw the question."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 21
Ted : "Hey, I need a big favor."
Barney : "Anything, bro."
Ted : "I need you to come up to Duchess County and pick me up."
Barney : "No."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 21
Ted : "I don't want perfect. I want Robin."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 15
Ted (2030) : "We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that in those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 10
Barney (à Ted) : "There's a girl in your bed."
Marshall : "And a pineapple. Am I the only one who's curious about the pineapple ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 9
Ted (2030) : "Life has plenty of good parts, it's the rough parts that make you thankful you have people to share it."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 9
Barney : "I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 8
Marshall : "I stabbed Lily. I stabbed my fiancé."
Ted : "Come on, Marshall, do you really think she's still your fiancé ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 6
Barney : "You know what I love about Halloween ? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse…"
Lily : "Wow, we get it."
Barney : "…she's a slutty nurse. "

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 6
Barney : "Every Halloween I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance to make a first impression."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 6
Robin : "How do you do this, Ted ? How do you sit out here all night, on the roof, in the cold, and still have faith your pumpkin's gonna show up ?"
Ted : "Well, I'm pretty drunk. Look, I know that odds are the love of my life isn't gonna magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning, but… this seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 5
Lily : "Maybe we should start doing some grown-up stuff."
Marshall : "That was some pretty grown-up stuff we did this morning…"
Lily : "Yeah, but it wasn't classy."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 5
Barney : "One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish is that they're both attracted to shiny objects."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 5
Robin : "Why are you becoming this person ? I heard that in college you flashed a campus tour group on a dare."
Lily : "Once on a dare. The other times were just for fun."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 5
Lily : "I'm not in college anymore. I'd love to go back and be that person again, but you can't move backwards. You can only go forward."
Robin : "Um, false. You can go wherever you want. I guess the question is : where do you wanna go ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 2
Ted : "You're jealous ?"
Barney : "Oh, please. What does Carlos have that I don't ?"
Robin : "A date tonight ?"

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 1
Marshall : "So ? Did you kiss [Robin] ?"
Ted : "No, the moment wasn’t right. Look, this woman could actually be my future wife, I want our first kiss to be amazing."
Lily : "Aww Ted, that is so sweet… so you chickened out like a little bitch !"

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 1
Ted (à Robin) : "You know what ? I'm done being single, I'm not good at it. Look, obviously you can't tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can't. I'll tell you something though, if a woman — not you, just some hypothetical woman — were to bear with me through all this, I think I'd make a damn good husband, because that's the stuff I'd be good at. Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father, and walking her five hypothetical dogs."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 1
Ted : "I'm not ready to settle down. […] Even if I was ready – which I'm not… but if I was, it's, like, ‘Okay, I'm ready. Where is she ?’"
(Ted voit Robin pour la première fois)
Ted (2030) : "And there she was."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 1
Ted : "I gotta do what that guy couldn't. I gotta take the leap ! Okay, not a perfect metaphor, ‘cause for me it's falling in love and getting married and for him it's… death."
Barney : "Actually, that is a perfect metaphor."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 1
Robin : "I think I like your olive theory."
Ted : "I think I like your new French horn."
Robin : "I think I like your nose."
Ted : "I think I'm in love with you."

How I Met Your Mother saison 1 Episode 1
Ted (2030) : "That's the funny thing about destiny, it happens whether you plan it or not. I mean, I never thought I'd see that girl again, but it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming."