Parks and Recreation 5.02

Leslie : "Let's talk about Water Zero. The name implies that there are zero calories, like most water, but in fact, it has 300 calories per serving. Isn't that misleading?"
Ms. Pinewood : "The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero. If you want zero-calorie water, try diet Water Zero Lite. It has only 60 calories."

Leslie : "Well, uh, Paunch Burger just recently came out with a new 128-ounce option. Most people call it a gallon, but they call it the ‘regular’. Then, there is a horrifying 512-ounce version that they call ‘child size’. How is this a ‘child-size soda’?"
Ms. Pinewood : "Well, it's roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied."