Mindy : "What were you even trying to do ?"
Danny : "I thought I was being romantic, okay ? You'd get up to the top of the Empire State Building and see it was me and everything would be okay."
Mindy : "That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. You're a liar ! You/Andy made me break up with Charlie. And then he stoop me up at my favorite place in the entire world."
[…]
Danny : "I love you. Mindy, I love you. I want to be with you. Look at me. I want to be with you."
Mindy : "I don't believe you. I don't believe you."
Danny : "Yes you do ! Why ?"
Mindy : "Because you love me until you don't, okay ? I'm not gonna do that again. I want something real Danny."
Danny : "This is real ! It's real. I can prove it to you. Tonight, 8:00, meet me on the top of the Entire State Building. I don't care if you say no. I will wait all night for you. Please, please, please, just give me another chance."

Danny : "I can't do that right now, I'm really busy."
Mindy : "What do you mean you're busy ? Doing what ?"
Danny : "I'm busy. I'm very, very, very busy right now.
Mindy : "What are you talking about, you're never busy ! I'm buzzing up !"
Danny : You're what ?"
Mindy : "I'm actually downstairs. I'm gonna come up !"
Danny : "I'm being intimate with myself."
Mindy : "You're masturbating ?!"
Danny : "Julianna Margulies is on TV right now. I'm watching ‘The Good Wife’."

Charlie : "I like you, but you snore and I'm pretty sure you took $20 off my nightstand."
Mindy : "I believe I earned that money back after stuff I did later that night…"
Charlie : "You're describing yourself as a prostitute again. You got to stop that."

Mindy : "If you're a serial killer, I am not interested. If you're a serial killer who only murders serial killers, I'm very interested."