Selina : "You're playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head fucking hen. 'Cause if I don't win the White House, O'Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats, and you're gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress. And if I do win, I will have my administration come to your shitty little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny. And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up your husband's colon, he's gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer."
Congresswoman Nickerson : "Good God."
Selina : "So, can I count on your vote? Or do I need to shove a box of White House M&M's up your stretched-out six-baby vag?"
Nickerson : "Yes, you can count on my vote."
Selina : "I think I wanna hear a, 'okay-dokey, Annie Oakley'."
Nickerson : "Okey-dokey, Annie Oakley."
Selina : "Oh, super-duper, trooper. Now get the fuck out of here, congresswoman."

Congressman Jaeger : "After much prayerful consideration, I have decided to abstain from the upcoming congressional tie-breaking vote in Congress."
Selina : "Abstain?"
Jaeger : "Yes ma'am."
Selina : "But then no one wins, you dumbass."
Jaeger : "I was warned that you would say some hurtful things."
Selina : "Okay, hold on. Let me see if I can just explain this to you in terms that you might understand, okay? Let's say that your chief of staff... Nadia, is it? Okay, and she's down on her knees, and she's got your balls in her hand, and she's working your shaft just the way you like it. And moments before you're about to come all over her stupid Slavic face, she says, 'Nyet, after much prayerful consideration, I have to abstain from the upcoming blowjob'."