Selina : "I need a monument to Selina Meyer."
Andrew : "An institution!"
Selina : "Selina Meyer belongs in an institution!"
Gary : "It was a spa!"

Andrew : "It turns out that people are considerably more interested in your library than they are in adult literacy or AIDS."
Selina : "Well, I guess AIDS had a good run."

Marjorie : "Ma'am. You are unstable and manipulative, and I worry about the genes you'll pass down to our child. But your ex is worse."
Selina : "I appreciate that. Means a lot. You're like a son to me."
Marjorie : "Thank you ma'am."
Selina : "You can call me "Mom"."
Marjorie : "Thank you, mom."
Selina : "Except, you know, it doesn't quite sound right, you know, when you hear it out loud. So let's just stick with the ma'am."
Marjorie : "Yes ma'am."