Jackie : "I'm really sorry to hear that."
Larry : "I'm not. They're idiots !"
Marty : "Larry ?"
Larry : "Yeah ! I mean if they don't come and visit you because it's too far, then they're idiots ! There's no drive too long that would prevent us from coming to visit you."
Jackie : "We would go to the ends of the universe to see our best friends. There's nowhere you could go where we wouldn't find you... literally nowhere. Wherever you go, we will find you. You'll never get away from us."
Larry : "Those tracking devices we implanted will help."

Amber : "Hey mom. Did you see that I accepted your Facebook friend request ?"
Debbie : "Yes, thank you so much for doing that !"
Amber : "So, now that we're friends, I feel totally cool about asking you to borrow the car. I want to go to an art exhibit. Well, actually, it's a concert, but it's a Kanye concert, and he is the greatest artist to walk the planet, according to Kanye."

Larry et Jackie (en chantant) : "On the first day of Oscar, my true love gave to me, Sandra Bullock defying Gravity. […] On the second day of Oscar, my true love gave to me ‘August: Osage County’ and Sandra Bullock defying Grav… […] On the third day of Oscar, my true love gave to me ‘Captain Philips’ fighting pirates and a skinny McConaughey."
Jackie : "He only ate one chicken breast a day. Now, that is acting !"