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Saison 2
The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 22
Larry : "I won't lie to you. I don't know what things are gonna look like this time next year, but I know we're going to make it. I can't see the path yet, but it's there."
Jackie : "Wednesdays."
Larry : "We never know."
Reggie : "I've heard rumors about ABC Family."
Larry : "Oh screw that. Every step along the way they've counted us out. No one thought we would last this long. And we did. And so help me, we'll do it again."

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 22
Marty : "Jackie, it's a pregnancy test. You pee on it and it tells you if you're pregnant."
Jackie : "What does it tell if you poop on it, the weather ?"

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 22
Larry : "Daddy's pregnant."

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 21
Larry (à DJ Jazzy Jeff) : "You are completely full of words that I would never be allowed to say on national television."

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 20
Larry : "We did two musical numbers."
Grand-père : "Which almost no one saw."
Larry : "Got nominated for an Emmy…"

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 20
Bill Nye : "Is this a real TV show ?"
Dick : "My friend, I've been asking myself that question for two seasons."

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 20
Jackie : "I want to know that this planet is our home. I want to know that we belong here permanently. Or at least for a few more seasons."

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 16
Larry et Jackie (en chantant) : "On the first day of Oscar, my true love gave to me, Sandra Bullock defying Gravity. […] On the second day of Oscar, my true love gave to me ‘August: Osage County’ and Sandra Bullock defying Grav… […] On the third day of Oscar, my true love gave to me ‘Captain Philips’ fighting pirates and a skinny McConaughey."
Jackie : "He only ate one chicken breast a day. Now, that is acting !"

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 16
Amber : "Hey mom. Did you see that I accepted your Facebook friend request ?"
Debbie : "Yes, thank you so much for doing that !"
Amber : "So, now that we're friends, I feel totally cool about asking you to borrow the car. I want to go to an art exhibit. Well, actually, it's a concert, but it's a Kanye concert, and he is the greatest artist to walk the planet, according to Kanye."

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 16
Jackie : "I'm really sorry to hear that."
Larry : "I'm not. They're idiots !"
Marty : "Larry ?"
Larry : "Yeah ! I mean if they don't come and visit you because it's too far, then they're idiots ! There's no drive too long that would prevent us from coming to visit you."
Jackie : "We would go to the ends of the universe to see our best friends. There's nowhere you could go where we wouldn't find you... literally nowhere. Wherever you go, we will find you. You'll never get away from us."
Larry : "Those tracking devices we implanted will help."

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 7
Dick Buktus : "It's like something out of Homeland but without all the Claire Danes histrionics"

The Neighbors saison 2 Episode 3
Dick : "My name is James Bond… James Bond."

Saison 1
The Neighbors saison 1 Episode 21
Amber : "It's totally over. Everyone knows it. He just won't go away. He's like American Idol."

The Neighbors saison 1 Episode 21
Marty : "Oh no, I can't, babe. I'm all the way downtown at the puzzle store buying glue."
Debbie : "OK Marty, that is so sad I hope that is a lie and that you're really at a strip club."
Marty : "Nope. I'm at the Puzizzle Stizzle."

The Neighbors saison 1 Episode 21
Giselle : "Look, I'm not stupid. I see the way you make him laugh. I know you like him, and now he knows, too."
Amber : "But..."
Giselle : "Not done. Here's what you need to know... I like him and I'm not going away. I fight for the things I like. I fought for season nine of "One Tree Hill," and I will fight for Reggie. You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
Amber : "Oh, my God. She's crazy."

The Neighbors saison 1 Episode 5
Jackie : "What's happening is that you now have the time to teach us about Halloween-ween."
Debbie : "Halloween"
Marty : "With one 'ween'"
Jackie: "Halloween-one-ween"
Debbie et Marty : "HALLOWEEN!"

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