Riley : "Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful. Perfectly content. Just knows this is the one. But she doesn't love me."

Xander : "I just thought you could help carry a little."
Anya : "Me ? Buffy has superstrength, why don't we just load her up like one of those little horses ?"

Buffy : "We better get there soon. If Xander kills himself, he's dead... you know what I mean."

Riley : "We like the ceiling fan."
Willow : "Yes. It's very, you know, kind of old south."
Buffy : "But without the unpleasant slavery associations."

Buffy : "They're kinda the same now."
Giles : "Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself."