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Saison 7
Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 21
Anya : "[Humans] have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never… they never quit. And so I guess I will keep fighting, too."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 20
Spike : « You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A 100+ years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy. »

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 19
Xander : « i might need a parrot »

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 16
Anya : "For God's sakes, Andrew! You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?
Andrew : Entertaining and educating.
Anya : Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 10
The First (sous la forme de Drusilla): "Choose a side. Choose our side. You know that it's delicious. What do you say ?"
Spike: "Dru, love... Get bent."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 10
Buffy: "There is only one thing more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 4
Cassie : "You think I want this? You think I don't care? Believe me, I want to... be here, do things. I want to graduate from high school, and I want to go to the stupid winter formal... I have this friend, and it would be fun to go with him. Just to dance and hear lame music to wear a silly dress and laugh and stuff. I'd like to go. There's a lot of stuff I'd like to do. I'd love to ice skate at Rockefeller Center. And I'd love to see my cousins grow up and see how they turn out 'cause they're really mean and I think they're gonna be fat. I'd love to backpack across the country or, I don't know, fall in love, but I won't. I just never will."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 2
Anya : "See, honey, what I'm driving us towards here is sometimes, don't you just wish that... (Alex entre dans la piece) oh, penis!"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 1
Buffy: "You know, you could still drop out. Only nerds finish high school."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 7 Episode 1
Spike: "Everything is... I had a speech. I learned it all. Oh, God, she won't understand, she won't understand."
The First (as Warren) : "Of course she won't understand, Sparky! I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl. Sugar and spice and everything useless unless you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh..."
The First (As Glory): "...More than blood. I'm... you know, I honestly don't think there's as human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips. Assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's alright though..."
The First (as Adam): "...I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, No.17. You're right where you belong."
The First (as Mayor Wilkins): "So what'd you think, you'd get your soul back and everything would be jim-dandy? A soul's slipperier than a greased weasel! Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man, and I respect that, but you..."
The First (as Drusilla): "...Never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me, singing our little songs. You like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them, right from the beginning. And that's where we're going..."
The First (as The Master): "...Right back to the beginning. Not the bang. Not the word. The true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride. And I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process.You'll learn you're a pathetic shmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already... Look at you, trying to do what's right. Just like her, you still don't get it. It's not about right, not about wrong..."
The First (as Buffy): "... It's about power."

Saison 6
Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 6 Episode 19
Buffy : "I have feelings for you. I do. But it's not love. I could never trust you enough for it to be love."
Spike : "Trust is for old marrieds, Buffy. Great love is wild, and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes."
Buffy : "Until there's nothing left. Love like that doesn't last."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 6 Episode 14
Tara : "I thought vengeance demons only punished men who wronged women."
Halfrek : "Oh, that was Anya's little raison d'être. Most of us try to be a little more well-rounder, and actually, we prefer "justice demon". OK ? FYI."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 6 Episode 7
Buffy : "There was no pain
No fear, no doubt
Till they pulled me out
Of Heaven
So that's my refrain
I live in Hell
Cos I've been expelled
From Heaven
I think I was in Heaven
So give me something to sing about."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 6 Episode 2
Buffy : "Is this Hell ?"

Saison 5
Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 22
Buffy: "Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will always love you.
But this is the work that I have to do.
Tell Giles... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay.
And give my love to my friends.
You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong.
Dawn, the hardest thing in this world... is to live in it.
Be brave. Live.
For me."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 18
Anya : "Which is thrown by the you-having-sex-with-Spike."
Buffy : "The who-whatting-how-with-huh ?"
Anya : "OK, that's denial. That usually comes before anger."
Buffy : "I am not having sex with Spike !"
Anya : "Anger."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 16
Anya: "But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I knew her, and then she's— there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead... anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And... and Xander's crying and not talking, and... and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why!"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 15
Xander : "She's a sexbot ! I mean, what guy doesn't dream about that ? Beautiful girl with no other thought but to please you, willing to do anything... Too many girls, I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but he'd get it."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 14
Harmony : "You better not be thinking what I think you're thinking. Cause' my answer is the same as always. No threesomes unless it's boys, boy, girl. Or Charlize Theron."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 13
Xander : "We're going up against a God, an actual mightier-than-thou God."
Willow : "Well, you know what they say : the bigger they are..."
Anya : "The faster they stomp you into nothing."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 12
Buffy : "We're talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand-year-old ex-demon."
Anya : "Willow's a demon ?"


Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 11
Willow : "I wish Buffy was here."
Buffy : "I'm here."
Willow : "I wish I had a million dollars. Just checking."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 5
Buffy : "What are you doing here? Five words or less."
Spike : "Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 3
Buffy : "They're kinda the same now."
Giles : "Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 3
Riley : "We like the ceiling fan."
Willow : "Yes. It's very, you know, kind of old south."
Buffy : "But without the unpleasant slavery associations."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 3
Buffy : "We better get there soon. If Xander kills himself, he's dead... you know what I mean."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 3
Xander : "I just thought you could help carry a little."
Anya : "Me ? Buffy has superstrength, why don't we just load her up like one of those little horses ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 3
Riley : "Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful. Perfectly content. Just knows this is the one. But she doesn't love me."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 2
Anya : "Crap look at this ! Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children and more cash than I can reasonably manage."
Xander : "That means you're winning."
Anya : "Really ?"
Xander : "Yeah, cash equals good."
Anya : "Oh I'm so pleased ! Can I trade the children for more cash ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 5 Episode 1
Willow : "Well, I guess. Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody will know I know, you know ?"
Giles : "Did that mean yes ?"
Willow : "Yeah."

Saison 4
Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 20
Willow : "Besides, when is there any "us two" ? You two are the two who are "the two". I'm the other one."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 17
Xander : "So we’re saying he did a spell just to make us think he was cool ?"
Gilles : "Yes."
Xander : "That is so cool."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 12
Maggie : "We thought you were a myth."
Buffy : "Well, you were myth-taken."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 11
Spike (to Xander and Willow) : What's this? Sittin' around watchin' the telly while there's evil still afoot. It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! [...] Let's annihilate them. For justice and for the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? [...]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 11
Riley : What’s a slayer ?
Forrest : Slayer ? Thrash band. Anvil-heavy guitar rock with delusions of Black Sabbath.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 11
Willow : "Hey ! I was in the library during the quake, almost got buried under some 19th century literature. And I don't have to tell you how hard it is to dig through some of that stuff."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 9
Willow : The pain is not a friend.
Buffy : But I can't help thinking, isn't that where the fire comes from? Can a nice, safe relationship be that intense? I know it's nuts, but part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting. I wonder where I get that from.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 8
Spike : "Bloody hell, woman ! You're cutting off my circulation !"
Buffy : "You don't have any circulation."
Spike : "Well, it pinches !"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 4
Anya : "What ?"
Xander : "That's your scary costume ?"
Anya : "Bunnies frighten me."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 3
Harmony : "You love that tunnel more than me."
Spike : "I love syphilis more than you."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 4 Episode 2
Xander : "Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you."
Buffy : "Not yet, but it will."

Saison 3
Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 21
Wesley : "You can't turn your back on the Council."
Buffy : "They're in England. I don't think they can tell which way my back is facing."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 18
Oz (thoughts) : "I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains all that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist."
Xander (thoughts): "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help! Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me ! "
Buffy: "God, Xander, is that all you think about?"
Xander: " Actually.... Bye."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 17
Wesley : "And you say this demon wanted cash ? That's very unusual."
Giles : "Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin ? No one has any standards anymore."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 16
Cordelia : "Do I have something on my neck ?"
Willow (vampire) : "Not yet."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 16
Buffy: "It was exactly you, Will. Every detail.Except for your not being a dominatrix. As far as we know."
Willow: "Oh, right. Me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night."
Xander: "Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?"
Buffy: "Oh, yeah."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 14
Buffy: "Faith, you don't get it. You killed a man."
Faith: "No, YOU don"t get it. I don"t care."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 14
Wesley : "Buffy, you will go to the Gleaves family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet."
Buffy : "I will ?"
Wesley : "Are you not used to being given any orders ?"
Buffy : "Whenever Giles sends me on a mission he always says "please". And afterwards, I get a cookie !"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 12
Buffy: "I can't... I can't hear this."
Giles: "Buffy, please"
Buffy: " Who are you ? How could you do this to me ?"
Giles: "I'm deeply sorry and you have to understand..."
Buffy: " If you touch me, I'll kill you."


Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 12
Quentin: "Congratulations again"
Buffy: "Bite me."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 11
Xander : "Buffy, hi."
Buffy : "Hey. Is Willow around ?"
Xander : "How can I convince you people that it's over ? You assume because I'm here, she's here. That I somehow mysteriously know where she is."
Buffy : "Those her books ?"
Xander : "Yeah. She's in the bathroom."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 10
Angel : "It told me to kill you. You were in the dream. You know. It told me to lose my soul in you and become a monster again."
Buffy : "I know what it told you, what does it matter ?"
Angel : "Because I wanted to ! Because I want you so badly. I wanna take comfort in you, and I know it'll cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn't care. Look, I'm weak. I've never been anything else. It's not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy. It's the man."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 9
Anyanka : "You trusting fool. How do you know the other world is any better than this ?"
Giles : "Because it has to be."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 8
Buffy : "Either they were taken or they ran or maybe..."
Cordelia : "You're having too many "or"s. Pick one."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 8
Spike : "Willow !"
Buffy : "You took Willow."
Spike : "You do me now, you'll never find the little witch."
Joyce : "Willow's a witch ?"
Buffy : "And Xander ?"
Spike : "Him too."
Joyce : "Wait, Xander's a witch ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 8
Spike : "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screamin' inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 8
Buffy : "What's wrong ? Not that I care."
Spike : "My head. I thing I'm soberin' up. It's horrible. Oh, God. I wish I was dead."
Buffy : "Well, If you close your eyes and wish really hard..."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 8
Cordelia (à Buffy) : "Well I think this is great ! Now you can leave, and never come back ! Well I mean that in a positive way. Get out of Sunnydale, that's a good thing. What kind of moron would ever wanna come back here ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 8
Giles : "I suspect your mother will want to put it on the refrigerator."
Buffy : "Yeah. She saw these scores and her head spun around and exploded."
Giles : "I've been on the Hellmouth too long : that was metaphorical, yes ?"
Buffy : "Yes."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 8
Spike : "She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire ! Is that too much to ask ? You know, some little sign she cared ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 8
Xander : "So, what are our options ?"
Willow : "Well, I figure either I refuse to do the spell and he kills us, or I do the spell and he kills us."
Xander : "Give me a third option."
Willow : "He's so drunk he forgets about us and we starve to death. That's sort of the best one."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 7
Giles : "I won't remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point ? Nor shall I remind you that you've jeopardised the lives of all you hold dear, by harbouring a known murderer. But sadly I must remind you that Angel tourtured me. For hours. For pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn't. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 6
Cordelia : "I can't believe this. Where is Giles already ? I'm bored, and he's not here to give me credit for it."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 5
Buffy : "Do you have parents ?"
Cordelia : "Yeah. Two of them... unlike some people".
Buffy : "Your brain isn't even connected to your mouth, is it ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 3
Willow : "Maybe we shouldn’t be too couply around Buffy."
[…]
Oz : "Alright, prepare to uncouple… uncouple."


Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 2
Giles : "My god, what a stench"
Buffy : "You know, I wanted Forest Pine or April Fresh, but Mom wanted Dead Cat."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 2
Giles : " Do you like my mask ? Isn't it pretty, it raises the dead... Americans ! "

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 1
Demon : "Whatever you thought, whatever you were, does not matter. You are no one now. You mean nothing... who are you? "
Lily : "No one."
Demon : "Who are you ?"
Buffy : "I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. And you are ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 3 Episode 1
Ken : "You've ruined... you..."
Buffy : "Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi ?"
Lily : "Gandhi ?"
Buffy : "Well, you know, if he was really pissed off."

Saison 2
Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 22
Spike : "I really don't wanna hurt you baby... That doesn't mean i won't."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 22
Gilles : "You're not real."
Xander : "Sure I'm real."
Gilles : "It's a trick.They get inside my head, make me see things I want."
Xander : "Then why would they make you see me?"
Gilles : "Oh, right. Let's go."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 22
Angel : "That's everything ? No weapons, no friends, no hope… take all that away… and what's left ?"
Buffy : "Me."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 22
Giles à Angel : " In order to... to be worthy... you must perform the ritual... in a tutu ! Pillock ! "

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 21
Whistler : "Bottom line is, even if you see them coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 20
Buffy : "Nice tat. What, they ran out of Tweety Bird ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 20
Buffy : " So something ripped him open and ate out his insides ? "
Willow : "Like an Oreo cookie. Well except for, you know, the chocolaty cookie goodness."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 19
Willow : "Um... you wear it around your neck for protection."
Cordelia : "You expect me to wear this ? It smells like grandpa breath."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 17
Angelus : " It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead. "

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 14
Xander : "I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 14
Giles : "I'm leaning towards blind panic myself."
Jenny : "Rupert, don't talk like that. The kids."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 14
Giles: "You couldn't have known what would happen. The coming months are gonna be hard... I suspect, on all of us. But if it's guilt you're looking for, Buffy, I'm not your man. All you will get from me is my support... and my respect."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 11
Xander : "Wanna go to the utility room and make out ?"
Cordelia : "God, is that all you ever think about ?... OK."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 10
Buffy : " Spike is going down. You can attack me ,you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend ! "

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 7
Buffy : "Does it ever get easy ?"
Giles : "You mean life ?"
Buffy : "Yeah... Does it get easy ?"
Giles : "What do you want me to say ?"
Buffy : "Lie to me."
Giles : "Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And we always defeat them and save the day. Noone ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after."
Buffy : "Liar."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 6
Buffy : "Look, Halloween is the night that not you is you, but not you. You know ?"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 6
Willow : "Buffy, are you hurt ?"
Buffy : "Buffy ?"
Willow : "She's not Buffy"
Xander : "Who's Buffy ?"
Willow : "Oh, this is fun."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 6
Xander: " Private Harris reporting for... Buffy ! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia I am in awe. I completely renounce spandex "
Buffy : "Thank you, kind sir. But wait till you see... "
Willow: "Hi"
Buffy: "... Casper"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 5
Angel : " This isn't some fairytale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after "
Buffy : "No. When you kiss me, I wanna die "

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 4
Willow : "On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke."
Xander : "For 21 hours ?"
Willow : "It's addictive, you know."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 4
Buffy (à Giles) : "One of these days, you're gonna have to get a grown-up car."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 3
Cordelia : "And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they really deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month. In which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible."
Willow : "Ask for some aspirin."
Cordelia : "And can you please send me some asp... Hey !"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 2 Episode 2
Jenny : "I don't know what it is about football that does it for me. I mean, it lacks the the grace of basketball, the poetry of baseball. At its best it's unadorned aggression. It's such a rugged contest."
Giles : "Rugged. American football."
Jenny : "And that's funny because ?"
Giles : "No. I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby."
Jenny : "Is this your normal strategy for a first date, dissing my country's national pastime ?"

Saison 1
Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 12
Buffy: "Giles, I'm sixteen years old, I don't want to die..."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 12
Buffy : "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 11
Giles : "You know, I... I don't recall ever seing you here before".
Cordelia : "Oh no. I have a life."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 11
Cordelia : "It's awful to feel that lonely."
Buffy : "Hmm. So you've read something about the feeling?"
Cordelia : "Hey! You think I'm never lonely because I'm so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It's not like any of them really know me. I don't even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say."
Buffy : "Well, if you feel so alone, then why do you work so hard at being popular?"
Cordelia : "Well, it beats being alone all by yourself."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 9
Cordelia : "It's just such a tragedy for me. Emma was like my best friend."
Xander : "Emily."
Cordelia : "All I can think is, it could have been me !"
Xander : "We can dream."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 9
Buffy : "This means that whatever's out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain."
Xander : "In other words, I'm safe !"
Buffy : "And it's gonna be looking for the smartest person around."
[Buffy et Xander regardent Willow]
Willow : "What ? What could a demon possibly want from me ?"
Xander : "What's the square root of 841 ?"
Willow : "29. Oh, yeah."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 5
Buffy : "Do you have any more copies of Emily Dickinson ? I need one."
Giles : "Buffy, while the mere fact of you wanting to check out a book would be grounds for a national holiday, I think we should focus on the problem at hand."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 5
Giles : "Buffy, maintaining a social life as a slayer is problematic at best !"
Buffy : "This is the '90s - the 1990s in point of fact - and I can do both. Clark Kent has a job !"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 1
Buffy (à Willow) : "Seize the moment 'cause tomorrow you might be dead!"

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 1
Alexander : "The only thing I can think is that you're building a really little fence."
Buffy : "Haha, no... Actually, it was for self-defense. Everyone has them in L.A.. Pepper spray is just so passé."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 1
Buffy : "Okay, what's the sitch?"
Giles : "Sorry?"
Buffy : "You heard about the dead guy, right? The dead guy in the locker?"
Giles : "Yes."
Buffy : "'Cause it's the weirdest thing. He's got 2 little-little holes in his neck and all his blood's been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going "oooh?"
Giles : "I was afraid of this."
Buffy : "Well, I wasn't. It's my first day. I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all my classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I would have last month's hair. I didn't think there'd be vampires on campus and I don't care."
Giles : "Then why are you here?"
Buffy : "To tell you that... I don't care, which I don't, and have now told you... So, bye!"
Giles : "Is he... will he rise again?"
Buffy : "Who?"
Giles : "The boy."
Buffy : "No. He's just dead."
Giles : "Can you be sure?"
Buffy : "To make you a vampire, they have to suck your blood, and then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly, they're just gonna kill you."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer saison 1 Episode 1
Darla : "You're not going anywhere until we've fed."
Willow : "Aaaaahhhhhh!"
Buffy : "Well, this is nice. It's a little bare, but a dash of paint, a few throw pillows, call it home."
Darla : "Who the Hell are you?"
Buffy : "You mean, there's actually somebody in this town who doesn't know already? Oh, that's a relief! I'm telling you guys, having a secret identity in this town is a job of work."

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