Rules of Engagement saison 5 Episode 19
Audrey : "I thought you had a blind date tonight."
Liz : "Well, I was waiting for him at the table. Then this cute guy comes in the restaurant and starts checking me out. He leaves. The next second, my phone rings, and my date cancels. If I'd have known that was gonna happen, I would have made a move on the first guy."

Rules of Engagement saison 5 Episode 18
Jeff : "No, tomorrow's my anniversary."
Adam : "Hey, congrats, man. How many years?"
Jeff : "16."
Russell : "If your marriage was a girl, I could date it.'
Jeff : "That would be 18."
Russell : "It is? When did they change that?"

Rules of Engagement saison 5 Episode 1
Audrey : "I'm the one doing all the talking here."
Jeff : "It's been that way since the wedding."

Rules of Engagement saison 4 Episode 13
Adam : "You changed. You look nice."
Jeff : "Oh, how gay of you to notice."

Rules of Engagement saison 4 Episode 8
Russel : "Well, all signs point to Timmy, but why would he abuse my food?"
Audrey : "Shot in the dark-- he hates you?"
Russel : "Um, you're not there every day, you don't know."
Adam : "I'm there. He hates you."