It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saison 6 Episode 10
Dee: "I thought I could take you for a spa day, just you and me."
Charlie: "A what Dee?"
Dee: "A spa day."
Charlie: "What is the world spa? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti?"

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saison 5 Episode 12
Mac : "Everybody relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison."
Charlie Kelly : "No, I don't have any on me. But, I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar."
Frank Reynolds :" There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles."
[pause]
Frank Reynolds : " What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?"
Charlie Kelly : "Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy."
Frank Reynolds : " And the mayo?"
Charlie Kelly : "That's shampoo."
Frank Reynolds : "You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?"
Charlie Kelly : "If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah... probably."

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saison 5 Episode 12
Mac : "Everybody relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison."
Charlie Kelly : "No, I don't have any on me. But, I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar."
Frank Reynolds :" There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles."
[pause]
Frank Reynolds : " What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?"
Charlie Kelly : "Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy."
Frank Reynolds : " And the mayo?"
Charlie Kelly : "That's shampoo."
Frank Reynolds : "You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?"
Charlie Kelly : "If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah... probably."

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saison 5 Episode 12
Charlie: "I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place."
Mac: "How you gonna do that?"
Charlie: "Well, you've seen the movie right?"
Mac: "Yeah."
Charlie: "So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do."
Mac:"In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor."
Charlie: "Right, you stumped me with that one."


It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saison 4 Episode 11
Deandra: "Goddamn it Frank, you just ruined my whole life."
Charlie: "Wait, wait, wait. Check his pulse."
Deandra (to Charlie, yelling): "HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD."

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saison 4 Episode 3
Frank: "Don't flatter yourself, you're not going to be up there because i'm going to be the face of Paddy's bar".
Dennis: "That's ridiculous Frank, you're..... ugly."

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saison 4 Episode 2
Mac: "You're the looks, i'm the brain, Charlie is the wild card and Frank is the muscle."
Charlie: "And what's Dee ?"
Mac: "She's the useless chick."
Everyone: "Aaaaaaaaaa."

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saison 3 Episode 12
Charlie: "Because there's something about that horse, Buster. You know, it's like we looked at each other. And then there was eye contact. And I was looking at the horse. The horse was looking at me. And then it hit me, I think maybe... I was a centaur in my past life."