Ted : "When we went out on our first date, at the end of the night, did you want me to kiss you ?"
Robin : "Yeah, I did."
Ted : "Damn it !"

Ted : "I'm not gonna answer the question, because you know the answer. You wanna talk about my top five ? There's no top five, Robin. There's just a top one, and it's you. And the only reason I'm saying any of this is, 'cause, I know that it's not gonna change anything. You and Barney are getting married today. If I have to hold the shotgun myself, it's happening."

Ted : "If you're looking for the word that means caring about someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want no matter how much it destroys you, it's love ! And when you love someone, you don't stop, ever. Even when people roll their crazy eyes or call you crazy, even then. Especially then ! You just – you don't give up ! Because if I could give up, if I could just, you know, take the whole world's advice and move on and find someone else, that wouldn't be love. That would be some other disposable thing that is not worth fighting for. That is not what this is."

Ted : "I have to let go now."

Barney : "Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it."