Penny: "You look like Keri Russell after she ruined "Felicity"."
Alex: "You look like John McEnroe's sister."
Max: "You look like a giant lesbian."

Jane: "Well, let's have our work spouses over for drinks."
Brad: "Yeah. That won't be weird at all."
Jane: "Right, like when your mom started tweeting. How not weird was that one tweet about menopause? "Shuttin' down the fallopes. Hashtag menopause.""
Jane and Brad: "Not weird."

Jane: "You have a work wife, I can have a work husband."
Brad: "Vanessa is not my work wife."
Jane: "Oh really? Do you have coffee with her every day? Do yo have more than one nickname for her?"
Brad: "Um... Vanestle crunch. Vanecessary roughness. The Vanessa monologues. Vanesticles. Vanasturbate. It'es Miss Jackson if you're Vanasty."