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Citations de la série TV Desperate Housewives

Saison 8
Desperate Housewives saison 8 Episode 18
Bree: "Honey, I'm here, you're queer, and I'm used to it!"

Desperate Housewives saison 8 Episode 16
Carlos: "You know, we may have to do a little downsizing"
Gaby: " Whoo ! Like What ? I need specifics, Gandhi !"

Desperate Housewives saison 8 Episode 14
Susan: "Orson, you're back!"
Orson: "Keenly observed Susan..."

Desperate Housewives saison 8 Episode 14
Gabi : "In sixteen days, I can't guarantee you're gonna have children to come home too. You wouldn't believe the things that are going through my mind!"
Carlos : "Gabi..."
Gabi : "I'm just saying, I've got rocks, they've got bagpacks, and there's a lake on the way to school."

Desperate Housewives saison 8 Episode 9
Bree : "Do you remember how wonderful things used to be on the lane ?! I had a perfect life, a doctor husband, two beautiful children, oh and such dear friends ! What happened ?! How did I lose it all ?"
Mary Alice : "Things change, Bree."
Bree : "I'm so unhappy. Are you happy now ?"
Mary Alice : "I'm not unhappy ..."


Desperate Housewives saison 8 Episode 7
Gaby : "I mean, I can't believe the worst thing that happened tonight was not getting to move a dead body."

Desperate Housewives saison 8 Episode 7
Gaby : Is that... a lolipop ?
Juanita : I told you it wasn't a good hiding place !

Saison 7
Desperate Housewives saison 7 Episode 20
Bree : "Where does they found the muds ?!"
Gaby : "They don't find muds, muds find them."

Desperate Housewives saison 7 Episode 14
Gaby: "I love therapy!"
Carlos: "Really?"
Gaby: "Yeah, it's like a talk-show where I'm the guest and the only topic is me!"

Saison 6
Desperate Housewives saison 6 Episode 13
Angie : "Why didn't you ever show me your poetry?"
Danny : "It's no big deal"
Ana : "Danny, it's great. I keep telling him he should come to New York with me to focus on his writing"
Angie :"A model and a poet. So while you're doin' porn, he can make the dialogue rhyme!"

Desperate Housewives saison 6 Episode 10
Gaby : "Girls only. We're the jinglebelles,
not the jingle balls."


Saison 5
Desperate Housewives saison 5 Episode 4
"Boys have sperm"

Desperate Housewives saison 5 Episode 3
Gabi: "You attacked my child and then me. Why should I even listen to you?"
Susan: "I brought booze..."
Gabi: "Come on in!"

Saison 4
Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 17
Hey, Sweetie.
Hey, Whore!

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 16
Hey, Sweetie.
Hey, Whore!


Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 14
Those are not the legs of a law professor.

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 13
If you ever want to bond with my boobs again, you'll get her off!

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 12
I'm sorry i ran you over, Mike.

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 11
Te quitter ? Tu me trouves si superficielle ?

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 10
Please,this is what best friends do... right before their friendship ends.

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 9
Aaaaaaah... Oh my God, Oh my God !

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 8
I Need To Either Sleep Or Get Lucky Tonight.
I'll Have A Better Shot At Both If I'm Alone.

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 7
Well, if he's so mad at me, why would he take me on a boat trip?

Desperate Housewives saison 4 Episode 6
How familiar are you with pop icons from the '70s ?

Saison 3
Desperate Housewives saison 3 Episode 2
Mary-Alice: "Have you met the perfect couple? The two soul mates whose love never dies? The two lovers whose relationship is never threatened? The husband and wife who trust each other completely? If you haven't met the perfect couple, let me introduce you. They stand atop a layer of butter cream frosting. The secret of their success? Well, for starters, they don't have to look at each other."

Desperate Housewives saison 3 Episode 2
Susan:"Hi Edie. Nice party, huh?"
Edie: "It was"

Saison 2
Desperate Housewives saison 2 Episode 22
Mary-Alice: "It's a shocking moment for each of us, that moment we realize we are all alone in this world. The family we take for granted could one day abandon us; the husband we trust so impressively might betray us; the daughter we love so deeply perhaps won't return to us... And then we could end up all by ourselves. Of course, some see great value in going it alone."

Saison 1
Desperate Housewives saison 1 Episode 23
Mary-Alice: "It's an odd thing to look back on the world, to watch those I left behind, each on her own way, so brave, so determined, and so, very desperate. Desperate to venture out but afraid of what she'll miss when she goes. Desperate to get everything she wants, even when she's not exactly sure of what that is. Desperate for life to be perfect again, although she realises it never really was. Desperate for a better future, if she can find a way to escape the past. I not only watch, I cheer them on, these amazing women. I hope so much they'll find what they're looking for. But I know not all of them will, sadly. That's just not the way life works, not everyone gets a happy ending!"

Desperate Housewives saison 1 Episode 3
Bree : "Rex pleure après l'éjaculation."

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