Better Off Ted saison 2 Episode 8
Ted: "Debbie, I just wanted to say I appreciated your work on the MRE and when it comes to any other thought you may have, I'm listening."
Debbie: "I think we should go out, Ted. You can do whatever you want to me."
Ted: "...And just because I listen doesn't mean I have to take every suggestion."

Better Off Ted saison 2 Episode 7
Lem: "But that's not how we work."
Veronica: "Exactly. That's now how we work."
Lem: "Not."
Veronica: "Now."
Lem: "Not."
Veronica: "Now. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now."
Lem: "Not?"
Veronica: "Now, now, now, now, now, now, now."
Phil: "We should go."

Better Off Ted saison 2 Episode 6
Veronica: "Carl Jenkins..."
Ted: "Gordon."
Veronica: "Carl Gordon..."
Ted: "Jenkins."
Veronica: "Carl Gordon Jenkins..."
Ted: "Gordon Jenkins."
Veronica: "Carl Gordon Jenkins Gordon Jenkins... Are you sure that's right?"
Ted: "That's fine."
Veronica: "... Was a man who loved his work. He lived for it, and in all but the legally culpable sense, he died for it."

Better Off Ted saison 2 Episode 6
Veronica: "That's why it's important to always appreciate the moment you're in, because the future is a cake which may never come. Wow. Look how profound
this moment just got. Let it wash over you, Linda, because now it's gone. Did you appreciate it? I did, because I always live in the present. Wow. This is a good moment, too. Savor it. I am. And now it's gone."

Better Off Ted saison 2 Episode 6
Veronica: "Sorry, Ted. The company feels that if we ease up just because someone died, it will only encourage other people to die."

Better Off Ted saison 2 Episode 5
Linda: "Relax, Sheila. Don't fight it."

Better Off Ted saison 2 Episode 5
Veronica: "Children... they have so many uses. They're like adorable swiss army knives!"