The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 6
Phe Phe : "I gots to be Phe Phe, registered trademark."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 6
Phe Phe : "We have the lowest doggie divorce rate in all of Orlando."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 6
Anthony : "Well, I wrote my own vows."
Tous : "Aw !"
Anthony : "Shauna. I love you."
Shauna : "Aw... you did that all by yourself. Aw, that was beautiful. You're amazing."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 5
Shauna : "I. WILL. NOT. CALM. DOWN!!!"

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 4
Shauna : "My daughter's fifth birthday. I want her to feel the sexiest she's ever felt."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 4
Shauna : "I want a real unicorn. That's what I was promised."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 4
Anthony : "You bought a car for a five year old?"
Shauna : "Hey, what! I'm supposed to keep driving her? I'm sick of if!"

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 4
Shauna : "Oh, God! Did you make them yourself?"
Tawny : "Oh, God, no! Little girls in China made them."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 4
Amanda : "He tried to steal my purse... mmh and my heart. And he got both!!!"

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 4
Crystal : "I tried every loving thing I could think of to save my sister. I tried berating her, humiliating her. I got her really drunk and filmed her for America's Funniest Home Videos. Everything!"

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 1
Crystal : "Let's give thanks. Dear God... Don't let my prayer keep you from cleaning."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 1
Amanda : "I mean, the prunes were my friend. Not a lot of people can say that. But when you try to tell people that, they don't get it. You don't get it, 'till you've lived it. And I'm the only person who's been the Florida Prune Juice Girl and I..."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 1
Veronica : "This is Lover. I call him that because I want a lover that comes every time I call him. Did you get it? I made an orgasm joke. You know, because dogs 'come', and then men do the other kind of 'cumming'. It's kind of a play on words because I'm so naughty. Did you need me to explain that again? It's coming and cumming. C-O-M C-U-M."

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 1
Veronica : "Oh my God, your body looks amazing."
Tawny : "Oh, stop it!"
Veronica : "I heard that you are training with Heath. You know he used to train me."
Tawny : "Well... I guess he's moved on to train someone younger. Someone who can keep up."
Veronica : "Oh darling, I can train all night. And I train in the butt."
Phe Phe : "Y'all are not talking about exercise, right?"
Tawny : "Well, our training is based on love and respect."
Veronica : "What does your husband think about all this training?"
Tawny : "How dare you bring up my dying husband!"

The Hotwives saison 1 Episode 1
Phil : "I keep telling Tawny I'm not dying. I just have really bad allergies."