The Office (US) saison 9 Episode 25
Pam : "Be strong. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn’t that long."

The Office (US) saison 9 Episode 25
Andy : "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them"

The Office (US) saison 9 Episode 25
Dwight : "I can't believe you came"
Michael : "That's what she said"

The Office (US) saison 9 Episode 25
Priest: "As it's traditional for the schrute, the lovers are standing in their own graves, as reminder that this is the only escape for what they are about to do"
Nellie: "You see, i got what they are trying to do, but why are the graves so shallow? Ugh!"

The Office (US) saison 9 Episode 25
Michael : "I feel like all my kids grew up... and then they married each other! It's every parents dream!"

The Office (US) saison 9 Episode 21
Stanley : "What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work, and died quietly from a heart attack?"

The Office (US) saison 6 Episode 1
Michael : "How long did you know about the pregnancy ? A week ? A month ? A year ?"
Andy : "Michael... Am I gay ?!"
Michael : "Look at that ! That, is the inside of your vagina !"

The Office (US) saison 5 Episode 8
Dwight Shrute: "What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son, and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier."


The Office (US) saison 4 Episode 14
I'm totally gonna bang Holly.

The Office (US) saison 4 Episode 13
I am about to do something very bold at this job that I've never done before. Try.

The Office (US) saison 4 Episode 12
I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like you're gonna leave.

The Office (US) saison 4 Episode 10
You wait till next year's catalogue comes out and you find someone that's still alive.

The Office (US) saison 4 Episode 8
My friend Inapro drives a Prius with his behind neighbor.

The Office (US) saison 4 Episode 7
It's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

The Office (US) saison 4 Episode 6
We will burn Utica to the ground

The Office (US) saison 4 Episode 1
Michael : "I'm not superstitious, but i'm a little stitious."

The Office (US) saison 2 Episode 21
Dwight : "Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"

The Office (US) saison 2 Episode 21
Dwight : "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

The Office (US) saison 2 Episode 21
Michael : "In this office, it is till death do us part... assuming that we don't get downsized."