2 Broke Girls saison 5 Episode 20
Marissa : "Randy, you made it ! And I mean, you made it, you're eating at Beek ! I mean, the wait list here is longer than an episode of HBO's Vinyl".

2 Broke Girls saison 4 Episode 15
Max: "That's not Nancy. That is a boy."
Caroline: "Well, Max, sorry I don't check out a cat's junk the second it comes through the door."
Max: "Yeah, you only look at the face. That's the difference between you and me. See, look, the name tag says "Cinnamon"".
Sophie: "No wonder that little girl kept crying and saying "give me cinnamon, give me cinnamon'". I looked that girl right in the eye and said "I don't carry spices in my purse"".

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 24
Caroline : "I've had to pee since we passed that last town that used to make something."
Max : "So, just go to the bathroom! What are you so afraid of ?"
Caroline : "The bathroom. I will use a public bathroom. I will use a public bus. But I will not use the public bathroom on a public bus."

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 24
Caroline : "Next card."
Max : "No, give me a twizzler. I know enough."
Caroline : "No candy. Study harder ! You're looking at a solid D !"
Max : "Well, my grades should match my boobs."
[…]
Max : "I passed ! I got a B ! Now my grade matches your boobs !"

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 23
Max : "I just ate the the entire cast of ‘Finding Nemo’."

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 22
Han : "I have a new low"
Caroline : "I have a new high"
Oleg : "Me too"
Max : "Everybody, please. Han just clearly injured his vagina."

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 16
Caroline : "Sayonara, short stuff !"

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 12
Han: "Oh no, now there is two of them! Like Gremlins!"

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 10
Max : "I like the entertainment. It's better than the magician at my friend Stephanie's 16th birthday that made her virginity disappear."

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 6
Max : "Dreaming is the closest thing I have to cable TV."

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 6
Luis : "You have extensions."
Caroline : "No, I have cancer."

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 6
Caroline : "They were marked down because everybody hates French people."

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 4
Max : "I'm all the dead girls from American Horror Story"

2 Broke Girls saison 3 Episode 1
Max : Anything new, let’s see, well — Facebook went public and Edward Snowden went private. Kim and Kanye had a baby, so now there’s another Kardashian to not keep up with. Paula Deen is out, gay marriage is in and a teacher in California is out for letting her students get it in. Justin Bieber got a hit and run, Chris Brown got a hit and run, Rihanna got hit and still didn’t run. Oprah gave Lindsay two million dollars, cunnilingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer and Michael Douglas gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that. Egypt went crazy, Amanda Bynes went crazier and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Oh, and Texas hates women, Florida hates black and everybody hates everything, with the exception of Angelina Jolie, who is totally awesome.

2 Broke Girls saison 2 Episode 9
Caroline: "Oh god, what do you do when a girl is chocking?"
Oleg: "I just back up a few inches"

2 Broke Girls saison 2 Episode 2
Max : "Well, we've gotta pick something, 'cause vagina's everywhere."
Oleg : "Where?"

2 Broke Girls saison 2 Episode 2
Max : "Twitter is stupid. And Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 22
Han : I came here to get mayo... It all happened so fast.

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 7
Caroline: "Max, I was just talking to the smart couples in booth two. I know they're smart because they're the first people in here who ever ordered the croque monsieur as croque monsieur and not 'crock monster'."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 7
Max: "I did make each of you a cupcake that I think says what I feel about this whole cupcake class. This one says 'Bite me'. This one says 'Screw U'."
Caroline: "You see that 'U'? That's a 'U'."
Max: "Holla!"

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 7
Caroline : "Men will come sooner or later."
Max : "Well, according to my research most men come sooner."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 6
Caroline : " I never get a full nights sleep and I need a good nine hours "
Max : " What you need is a good nine inches "

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 6
Caroline: "Look, notice anything different about me?"
Oleg: "I have answer. You had boob job. Your 'B's have turned into 'C's, and for that I give you an A."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 5
Caroline : "It would've been nice to put my wad in his face for a change."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 5
Max : "Go over there and give him a "Han" job."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 5
Max : "You realize we're gonna have to give him something...like flash a little boob something."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 3
Caroline: "Did you walk my horse today?"
Max: "Yeah, like all the other mornings."
Caroline: "That's so sweet, I wish I had known."
Max: "What was I gonna do? Post on your facebook wall: "I walked your horse today. It was gross."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 3
Earl: "Max, what is the worst sentence you ever want to come out of Han's mouth?"
Max: "I got you pregnant?"
Earl: "Come on, bad, bad."
Max: "I got you pregnant again?"

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 3
Max : "Stop fighting it, just give in to it. I don't know why I'm quoting a rapist."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 2
Caroline: "Houhouhouhou"
Max: "What are you? The relationship ghost?"

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 2
Caroline: "I promise to keep my big mouth shut and replace all Max poor chips and I will no longer mingle in her relation... ships"

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 2
Caroline : "Could you do me a favor and open the back door?"
Max : "We've known each other two days and you're already asking for back door?"

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 1
Caroline : "You're getting me wet."
Robbie : "That's the point."

2 Broke Girls saison 1 Episode 1
Client : "Excuse me, where's my waitress ?"
Max : "She's coming."