Raising Hope saison 4 Episode 17
Maw Maw : "Oh, god, I'm blind ! Wait. Is it night ?"

Raising Hope saison 4 Episode 13
Jimmy : "You know who would love to go on a double date ? My parents. And they're totally free on Tuesdays because their favorite TV show moved to Fridays."

Raising Hope saison 4 Episode 10
Maw Maw : "I hate those black and yellow bastards, invading our neighborhood, scaring the heck out of everybody ! We're talking about bees right ?"

Raising Hope saison 4 Episode 10
- Virginia : "So, our ticket into this elite circle is know what's going on with this crystal meth teacher."
- Burt : "Which one is Walt ? Which one is Jesse ?"
- Mawmaw : "Walt is the school teacher / meth cook. And Jesse is his stoner assistant. What ?! While you guys are running around town doing silly crap every week, I'm watching quality television."

Raising Hope saison 4 Episode 8
Virginia : "Every marriage needs stress. Stress leads to tension, tension leads to massage, and no matter what, massage always leads to sex."

Raising Hope saison 4 Episode 8
- Jimmy : "I don't want to talk to my dad about my sex life !"
Virginia : "Why not ? We always talk you about our sex life"
- Jimmy : "I know. And it's weird. I keep asking you, over and over to stop but you just keep going !"
- Maw Maw : "How come nobody ask me about my sex life ? Any one of you prudes ever slept with an Academy Awards winner ?"

Raising Hope saison 3 Episode 13
Jimmy : "This doesn’t have to be recorded”
Frank : 'You could say that about every Matthew McConaughey movie ever made, but that didn’t stop Hollywood, and it won’t stop us.”

Raising Hope saison 2 Episode 15
Virginia : "What the hell was that ? Are you kidding me ? He shaves his feet, Burt, he shaves his feet ! His feet ! And how gross is it that his feet are so hairy that he has to shave them ! That's probably why his wife left him. And why does he tell us about it ?"