The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 13
Christine : "So know we got New Christine, Pretty Christine, and me, Old Christine."

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 13
Richard : "You stuck your hands down my pants !"
Christine : "It was a reflex, okay ? Like blinking."

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 12
Little Richard : "Mom, does this map look like Portugal ?"
Christine : "I have no idea. But nobody knows what Portugal looks like. I mean, even the Portuguese think they live in Spain."

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 11
Christine : "I told him what I was worry about... but apparently a mother's intuition is not legally binding. It's sexist !"
Matthew : "How is that sexist ?"
Christine : "Because we're both white, so it can't be racist."

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 11
Christine : "Oh my god, I married my father."

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 8
Matthew : "Did you not hear me ? She slept with me and then paid me. It's the best relationship I've ever had."

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 5
Burton : "I love you !"
Christine : "...I bet you do !"

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 4
Christine : "I was kind of looking forward to a gift..."
Burton : "I got you something but it isn't wrapped."
Christine : "Oh, where is it ?"
Burton : "In my pants."

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 1
Little Richard : "Where are the black kids ?"
Old Christine : "Shh ! Don't say that... there was one in the brochure. I'm sure he's around here somewhere."

The New Adventures of Old Christine saison 1 Episode 1
Richard : "But, I'm not fooling around. I'm serious about her..."
Old Christine : "Oh you're serious... well, that's... that's good ! Because I'm serious with my boyfriend too !"
Richard : "I thought we just established the fact you didn't have a boyfriend..."
Old Christine : "Yeah, I'm back on him."