Seinfeld saison 9 Episode 18
Jerry : "Why aren't you [at work] now ?"
Elaine : "I had to take a sick day. I'm so sick of these people."

Seinfeld saison 9 Episode 16
Elaine : "Is it a problem that I'm not really religious ?"
Puddy : "Not for me."
Elaine : "Why not ?"
Puddy : "I'm not the one going to hell."

Seinfeld saison 9 Episode 14
Jerry : "I thought maybe you'd clean [my door] up, or your maid, there."
Phil : "That's my wife."

Seinfeld saison 9 Episode 13
George : "Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner."
Elaine : "It's a page number."

Seinfeld saison 9 Episode 13
Newman : "You're great. It's great, it's so great to see a show that's about something."

Seinfeld saison 9 Episode 9
Elaine : "Well, the female body is a… work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, it's like a jeep."

Seinfeld saison 9 Episode 8
Sue : "Elaine ? Oh ! Oh, I am so happy to see you !"
Elaine : "You are ?"
Sue : "Well, of course. No one else was even willing to come to India. I mean, not even Pinter's parents – and they're Indian."

Seinfeld saison 9 Episode 8
Jerry : "I ordered a pizza, you want some of it ?"
Kramer : "Oh, no, no, no, I couldn't impose."
Jerry : "Why not ? We're neighbors. What's mine is yours."

Seinfeld saison 8 Episode 13
Coworker : "George... the ocean called... they're running out of shrimp !"
Georges : "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you ! What's the difference ?"
Coworker : "You're their all-time best seller."


Seinfeld saison 7 Episode 13
George : "Carrie, you and Susan are cousins... So, your baby daughter is gonna be Susan's second cousin, right? So what does that make me?"
Carrie : "It doesn't make you anything."
George : "Well, so legally I could marry your daughter!"

Seinfeld saison 2 Episode 10
Jerry: "I'm not afraid of flying, although many people do have fear of flying and, I have no arguement with that. I think fear of flying is quite rational because, human beings cannot fly. Humans have fear of flying same way fish have fear of driving. Put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, 'This isn't right. I shouldn't be doing this. I don't belong here.'"

Seinfeld saison 2 Episode 10
Kramer : "Elaine, do you know how booked up this guy is? Now, if I send him away now, it's gonna take Jerry months to get him back. He won't like that."
Elaine : "Alright. Just do it fast and then get out."
Kramer : "Anatoly ! Look, it's gonna take a few minutes... then, you and the gals can take a load off and watch something on Lifetime."

Seinfeld saison 2 Episode 10
Elaine : "Kramer ! Kramer ! look at him ! Look ! He's eating all the food !"
Kramer : "Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, there are many differences between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. See, in Russian, the cable guy, they got the whole run of the house. Yeah, that's tradition."