London Irish saison 1 Episode 6
Ma: "Don't you raise your voice to Niamh! She's the daughter I never had!"
Bronagh: "What are you talking about? You do have a daughter! I'm your daughter!"
Ma: "Oh Christ! This again."
Bronagh: "Oh..."

London Irish saison 1 Episode 5
Doctor: "Is that a cat in your pocket?"
Conor: "I beg your pardon?"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, it just looks like you might have a cat in your pocket."
Conor: "Oh right enough... I do, aye... I have a cat in my pocket."

London Irish saison 1 Episode 5
Bronagh: "Right, turns out aul Sticky Fingers over there ate Conor's twix and it's put her in a coma."
Niamh: "Twix can put you in a coma?"

London Irish saison 1 Episode 5
Aoife: "What the fuck have you done to Auntie Mary? (...) I go out to get milk this morning and I come back and I find that you've taken her. You've actually stolen my auntie Mary."
Niamh: "Well, she stole Conor's twix..."
Conor: "She did WHAT?"

London Irish saison 1 Episode 5
Aoife: "I never want to see any of you [Conor, Bronagh, Niamh and Packy] again. I don't mean you [doctor], I'll definately be seeing you again but you'll be wearing a lot less clothes..."

London Irish saison 1 Episode 5
Bronagh: "Look, she's going to be OK. Can we please go now?"
Niamh: "I'm not going anywhere where until"
Bronagh: "Fine!"
Niamh; "But you don't know what I was going to say!"
Bronagh: "Does it involve the doctor's cock?"
Niamh; "It does, aye."

London Irish saison 1 Episode 3
Niamh : "And do you know, if they hadn't invaded us [english], we wouldn't be able to speak English. We'd all just be sitting here in silence."
Bronagh : "No, we wouldn't. We'd be speaking Irish."
Niamh : "Sure, that's even worse. I don't understand a word of Irish."

London Irish saison 1 Episode 3
Packy : "Look Bronagh, I'm not sure this a good idea. You're really sober, and I just... I don't want to take advantage of that."
Bronagh : "I don't care if you do."
Packy : "Really?"
Bronagh : "No."
Packy : "All right. Fuck it, then."