Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 20
Pete : "Who sends an 8 year old a credit card ?"
Bert : "It just came in the mail. It said, ‘Congralutations, Bert’, so I was like, ‘Thanks, letter’."

Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 16
INS Agent: "Sir, exactly how many women are living here?"

Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 16
Pete (to Kate): "When you've been divorced as many times as I have, your mind goes to a different place when you see you clothes thrown all over the lawn."

Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 16
Diane (à Kate) : "You know, for an immigrant you give good advice."

Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 16
Steve: "You know, for a long time, people called me 'Sad Steve'. But, ever since I met your mom, I've been so happy, now people call me 'Steve'. Just 'Steve'."
Bert: "I'm sorry your life has been so sad. Maybe you should get a fish, goodbye!"

Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 12
Hillary : "I can't tweet, what if something happens. How are people gonna know how I feel about it ?!"

Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 7
Jackie: "Hey, could you keep it down ? 'Cause I'm trying to get laid. And you're kind of killing the mood with all your whispering. Cool. Cool."

Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 6
Hillary: "Halloween is lame. I mean, who are you? Justin Bieber?"
Warren: "No, guess! (fingers snap)"
Hillary: "Dad at a wedding..."
Pete: "Come on"
Warren: "(laughing) No, I'm Ellen Degeneres."
Hillary: "What?!"


Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 6
Jackie: (British Accent) "Guess who I am..."
Kate: "Lady Gaga!"
Jackie: "I don't know who that is. (British Accent) I'm Queen Elizabeth!"

Trophy Wife saison 1 Episode 6
Bert: "This is the worst Halloween EVER!"
Kate: "How do you not know who Iron Man is? He was in, like, every movie this summer! Robert Downey Jr.?"
Jackie: "Wait. Hold up. Robert Downey had a son?!"