Bronagh: "Look, she's going to be OK. Can we please go now?"
Niamh: "I'm not going anywhere where until"
Bronagh: "Fine!"
Niamh; "But you don't know what I was going to say!"
Bronagh: "Does it involve the doctor's cock?"
Niamh; "It does, aye."

Aoife: "I never want to see any of you [Conor, Bronagh, Niamh and Packy] again. I don't mean you [doctor], I'll definately be seeing you again but you'll be wearing a lot less clothes..."

Aoife: "What the fuck have you done to Auntie Mary? (...) I go out to get milk this morning and I come back and I find that you've taken her. You've actually stolen my auntie Mary."
Niamh: "Well, she stole Conor's twix..."
Conor: "She did WHAT?"

Bronagh: "Right, turns out aul Sticky Fingers over there ate Conor's twix and it's put her in a coma."
Niamh: "Twix can put you in a coma?"

Doctor: "Is that a cat in your pocket?"
Conor: "I beg your pardon?"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, it just looks like you might have a cat in your pocket."
Conor: "Oh right enough... I do, aye... I have a cat in my pocket."