Orange Is the New Black saison 4 Episode 8
Red : "When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. And then you remember there is no God."

Orange Is the New Black saison 2 Episode 7
Polly : "I mean, yes, we were friends before we even started dating Pete and Piper. And yes, you drove me to the hospital when I was in labor and handled all the papework and the nurses. And yes, you were the only one there for me when my husband checked out of fatherhood so he could go on a month-long mission of self-exploration, and you're funny, but also boring in all the right ways, and... What the hell am I saying ? Just fuck me."

Orange Is the New Black saison 2 Episode 7
Larry : "I don't know what this means."
Polly : "Shut up."
Larry : "Okay, listen, listen. I haven't had sex in months, so there's a better-than-average chance that I could..."
Polly : "Just shut the fuck up, Larry."

Orange Is the New Black saison 2 Episode 6
Piper: "It's like coming home after a long trip. That's what love is like. It's like coming home."

Orange Is the New Black saison 2 Episode 6
Pennsatucky : "It's a metaphor, you potato with eyes !"

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 11
Natalie : "All of you better get on your knees tonight and pray that none of those kids' families sue the shit out of the DOC, because we're all out of a job if they do."
Mendez : "You think she's gonna get on her knees tonight?"

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 10
Piper : "And I'm scared. I'm still scared. I'm scared that I'm not myself in here, and I'm scared that I am. Other people aren't the scariest part of prison, Dina, it's coming face-to-face with who you really are."

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 10
Polly : "Plus, he's never shown any interest in fucking me in the ass, for which I am grateful."
Piper : "Well, you never know. He maybe just be saving that hole for marriage."

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 8
Larry : "One Sentence, Two Prisoners."
Piper : "That sounds like "Two Girls, One Cup.""

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 6
Bell : "You ever notice how guys with mustaches always look like they just fingered a little girl?"

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 3
Fireman : "You gotta check out this life-sized fucking panda bear they got in their living room, half burnt. It's got one melted plastic eye."

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 3
Mendez : "What'd you guys do about pussy in Iraq anyway? Did you fuck camels?"
Bennett : "I was in Afghanistan. And you don't go anywhere near the camels, 'cause sometimes they strap them up with explosives and run them into camp and if you try to have sex with the girls there, their village throws rocks at 'em till they die, so there's not a lot going on. Plus, they're all dressed like beekeepers."

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 1
Healy : "No one's gonna mess with you here unless you let them. This isn't Oz."

Orange Is the New Black saison 1 Episode 1
Larry : "You're crying."
Piper : "Just fuck me."