True Blood saison 5 Episode 9
Sookie: "So, other than getting possessed, by a Mexican demon, how've you been ? You heard from Tara ?"
Lafayette: "I texted her about 50 times, and all she wrote is 'Bitch, stop texting me or I will eat you'."

True Blood saison 5 Episode 9
Lafayette: "Yes, ma'am, I will tell her. The rest of you all, I ain't Gmail for the dead, bitches. Send your own goddamn messages, hell."

True Blood saison 5 Episode 9
Tara : "I thought you were mad?"
Pam : "You don't know me that well, my mad face and my happy face are the same."

True Blood saison 5 Episode 7
Patrick : "Suicide is for Muslims !"

True Blood saison 5 Episode 6
Russel : "Peace is for pussie."

True Blood saison 5 Episode 5
Sooky: "A three thousand years old vampire want to suck my blood... Must be Thursday!"

True Blood saison 5 Episode 5
Pam: "You take the first shift."
Tara: "You want me to bartend?"
Pam: "No, I want you to sit on your ass and play scrabble."

True Blood saison 5 Episode 1
Pam: "I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'all. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what it is"

True Blood saison 3 Episode 12
Jason : "Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing."

True Blood saison 3 Episode 12
Bill : "I have never loved, nor will I ever love, as I have loved you."

True Blood saison 3 Episode 10
Sookie : "I'm a fairy? How fucking lame."

True Blood saison 3 Episode 9
Russel : " We will eat you, after we eat your children. Now, time for weather... Tiffany ?"

True Blood saison 3 Episode 4
Ann : "I know the truth about life. It's a hell I'll never get out of alive."

True Blood saison 3 Episode 2
Jason : "There's werewolves ?"
Sookie : "Yes."
Jason : "Shit. Bigfoot, is he real too ?"
Sookie : "I don't know, I guess it's possible."
Jason : "Santa ?"

True Blood saison 3 Episode 1
Pam: "I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago"

True Blood saison 2 Episode 9
Godric: "A human with me at the end, and human tears. Two thousand years, and I can still be surprised. In this, I see God."
Sookie: "Goodbye, Godric."

True Blood saison 2 Episode 8
Sookie : "[Godric]'s your maker, isn't he?"
Eric : "Don't use words you don't understand."
Sookie : "You have a lot of love for him."
Eric : "Don't use words I don't understand."