Happy Endings saison 3 Episode 15
Brad : "You know, I’m starting to think Max is the least gay of all of us. What a fresh character!"

Happy Endings saison 2 Episode 7
Jane: "You have a work wife, I can have a work husband."
Brad: "Vanessa is not my work wife."
Jane: "Oh really? Do you have coffee with her every day? Do yo have more than one nickname for her?"
Brad: "Um... Vanestle crunch. Vanecessary roughness. The Vanessa monologues. Vanesticles. Vanasturbate. It'es Miss Jackson if you're Vanasty."

Happy Endings saison 2 Episode 7
Jane: "Well, let's have our work spouses over for drinks."
Brad: "Yeah. That won't be weird at all."
Jane: "Right, like when your mom started tweeting. How not weird was that one tweet about menopause? "Shuttin' down the fallopes. Hashtag menopause.""
Jane and Brad: "Not weird."

Happy Endings saison 2 Episode 7
Penny: "You look like Keri Russell after she ruined "Felicity"."
Alex: "You look like John McEnroe's sister."
Max: "You look like a giant lesbian."

Happy Endings saison 2 Episode 2
Penny : "Which one should I wear ? Put me to bed or I pooped.
I just answered my own question."

Happy Endings saison 2 Episode 1
Penny : "Why is the DVR filled with "the good wife" and "the view"? I didn't record these. These are for lonely women who talk to themselves. Oh, my God! I'm talking to myself."


Happy Endings saison 1 Episode 2
Jane: "Just a pitch... wouldn't it be easier to find stackables if they were in the shelving section? I know what you're thinking. "Is this woman questioning the organization of a store whose sole purpose is to help people organize?". Yes."

Happy Endings saison 1 Episode 1
Jane: "I'm gonna need vodka in a water glass with ice, and I'm gonna be ordering "water" from you all night long, so one "water" please."
Serveuse: "Did we start already or do you want water?"
Jane: "Just bring me vodka."