Phoebe : "Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses."

Phoebe (répondeur): "Hello. This is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It was all my fault. No hers. Bye-Coo."
Phoebe: "Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do."