Caroline : "Men will come sooner or later."
Max : "Well, according to my research most men come sooner."

Max: "I did make each of you a cupcake that I think says what I feel about this whole cupcake class. This one says 'Bite me'. This one says 'Screw U'."
Caroline: "You see that 'U'? That's a 'U'."
Max: "Holla!"

Caroline: "Max, I was just talking to the smart couples in booth two. I know they're smart because they're the first people in here who ever ordered the croque monsieur as croque monsieur and not 'crock monster'."