Phil : "I keep telling Tawny I'm not dying. I just have really bad allergies."

Veronica : "Oh my God, your body looks amazing."
Tawny : "Oh, stop it!"
Veronica : "I heard that you are training with Heath. You know he used to train me."
Tawny : "Well... I guess he's moved on to train someone younger. Someone who can keep up."
Veronica : "Oh darling, I can train all night. And I train in the butt."
Phe Phe : "Y'all are not talking about exercise, right?"
Tawny : "Well, our training is based on love and respect."
Veronica : "What does your husband think about all this training?"
Tawny : "How dare you bring up my dying husband!"

Veronica : "This is Lover. I call him that because I want a lover that comes every time I call him. Did you get it? I made an orgasm joke. You know, because dogs 'come', and then men do the other kind of 'cumming'. It's kind of a play on words because I'm so naughty. Did you need me to explain that again? It's coming and cumming. C-O-M C-U-M."

Amanda : "I mean, the prunes were my friend. Not a lot of people can say that. But when you try to tell people that, they don't get it. You don't get it, 'till you've lived it. And I'm the only person who's been the Florida Prune Juice Girl and I..."

Crystal : "Let's give thanks. Dear God... Don't let my prayer keep you from cleaning."