Citations de la série TV Community
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Community saison 3 Episode 17
Jeff : "Keep the change Garrett... You know what? Keep the hot dog."
Community saison 3 Episode 11
Jeff : "Wireless racism, the future of the past is now."
Community saison 2 Episode 19
Pierce: ",dkf,vk,df,mdfsfdq,??§!!!!"
Shirley: "Nobody can hear you!"
Pierce: "I'm hot, my balls are touching my zipper"
Community saison 2 Episode 11
Abed : "It's the first season of Lost on DVD"
Pierce : "That's the meaning of christmas ?"
Abed : "No. It's a metaphor. It represents lacks of payoff."
Community saison 2 Episode 8
Shirley: "Mother Hen? I think we're about the same age."
Britta: "Sure, unless time is linear."
Shirley: "I'll make your ass linear."
Britta: "That doesn't make any sense."
Shirley: "I'll make your ass sense."
Community saison 2 Episode 7
Britta: "Women of Greendale! This cafeteria is hereby declared a bitch-free zone!"
Community saison 2 Episode 4
Abed : "Look at the panel on your right and tell me your recipe"
Troy : "Original"
Abed : " How many pieces?
Troy : "6"
Abed : "Flavour heading?"
Troy : "Tasty"
Abed : "We need to get up to delicious"
Troy : "That makes sense!"
Community saison 2 Episode 2
Jeff : "Shirley, don't sue a stripper !"
Shirley : "Why not ?"
Jeff : "She's a stripper. Life sued her, and she lost".
Community saison 2 Episode 1
Abed : "And we're back."
Community saison 1 Episode 24
Britta: "Will anyone back me up if I say this is ridiculous, or is it gonna be another Avatar situation?"
Community saison 1 Episode 24
Troy: "I couldn't understand a word Dr. Escodera was saying. And why is she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor? Go cure something."
Community saison 1 Episode 24
Troy: "Someone make her a dude so I can punch her."
Community saison 1 Episode 24
Señor Chang: "Hola el losers!"
Class: "Hola!"
Community saison 1 Episode 23
Troy : "I want TBD ! Is that new?"
Pierce : "It is what I think I had for over a month in the 70's..."
Community saison 1 Episode 22
Abed: "Smashing the guitar of someone singing a cloying love song was on my quintessential college experience list."
Annie: "Your what?"
Abed: "It's a list of everything that movies have taught me comprises a successful first year at college."
Community saison 1 Episode 22
Abed: "Pierce's universally recognized social flaws made him the scapegoat, a lightning rod. Now he's gone, so there's lightning everywhere."
Troy: "That sounds dangerous! My uncle was struck by lightning. You think it'd give you superpowers, but now he just masturbates in theaters."
Community saison 1 Episode 22
Abed: "Hey. You're my friend, right? Friends are supposed to help each other, no matter what!"
Troy: "Okay."
Abed: "Ridiculous situation descending into heavy-handed drama for the illusion of story. Check."
Community saison 1 Episode 22
Troy: "Are you sure it's the name of my grade school and my favorite soft drink?"
Abed: "Yup. Pretty sure."
Troy: "George Washington Lemon Fresca. That's a horrible porn name!"
Abed: "I don't make the rules."
Troy: "What's yours?"
Abed: "Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt."
Community saison 1 Episode 22
Abed : "It's very dangerous. We've lost our Cliff Clavin. Our George Costanza.
Our Turtle. Or Johnny Drama. Or E. Man, that show is sloppy."
Community saison 1 Episode 21
Jeff : "Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego : my facebook photo is a landscape"
Community saison 1 Episode 21
Troy: "He released Annie's Boobs! Annie's Boobs could be anywhere! Annie's Boobs could be on the side of the road!"
Community saison 1 Episode 21
Pierce: "'Streets ahead' is verbal wildfire."
Annie: "Does it just mean 'cool', or is it supposed to be, like, 'miles ahead'?"
Pierce: "If you have to ask, you're streets behind."
Community saison 1 Episode 21
Annie: "You were right. But what can we do?"
Jeff: "I'm sorry, you brushed over that first part. Together."
The Group: "You were right."
Jeff: "Now what you can do is go home and write that on your bathroom mirror."
Troy: "Wouldn't that make it seem like I was right?"
Shirley: "Yeah, because it would be my mirror."
Community saison 1 Episode 20
Dean Pelton: "From now on, April fool's day is banished, okay? At greendale, April 1st is officially March 32nd, forever!"
Community saison 1 Episode 20
Dean Pelton: "Just reminding you to keep any April fool's prank physically safe, politically balanced, and racially accessible. When in doubt, check the guidelines in our college pranks literature."
Community saison 1 Episode 19
Abed: "Jeff's competitive side had come out before. He had even displayed envy. But on that first day of pottery class, he discovered..."
Jeff: "Abed."
Abed: "Yeah."
Jeff: "What did we discuss?"
Abed: "No voiceover. Sorry. It is kind of a crutch."
Community saison 1 Episode 19
Jeff: "Good luck, Pierce."
Pierce: "Don't need it. Never had it."
Community saison 1 Episode 18
Michelle: "Jeff, we need to talk."
Jeff: "What's wrong? Are you breaking up with me?"
Michelle: "Oh. Maybe we don't need to talk."
Community saison 1 Episode 18
Jeff: "We always used to watch the shows she wanted to watch. I hate Glee!"
Pierce: "I'm not crazy about Glee either."
Jeff: "I hate it! I don't understand the appeal at all!"
Community saison 1 Episode 18
"I think they'll both drop charges, but we gotta take statements. It's gonna be a while, and I may just be a simple cop but people need to know this isn't gonna stop until pictionary bans the word 'windmill'."
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Señor Chang: "Adios."
Class: "Adios."
Señor Chang: "Heh. Adios."
Class: "Adios."
Señor Chang: "Adios."
Class: "Adios."
Señor Chang: "Guys! Class is over. I'm trying to get you to leave."
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Jeff: "Abed... You're a god."
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Jeff: "Stop projecting your obsession
with clothes onto me as an excuse for when I
beat you in a game."
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Pierce: "Oh, come on! If all chinese were psychic,
you would have started using birth control centuries ago."
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Jeff : "I hate to say i told you so, so I'm gonna shout it through cupped hands : I TOLD YOU SO!"
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Troy: "Whoa! That's a good Jeff. How'd you do that?"
Abed: "10% Dick Van Dyke, 20% Sam Malone, 40% Zach Braff from Scrubs, and 30% Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry."
Jeff: "Zach Braff?"
Abed: "Sorry."
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Jeff: "So does that make Abed 'brown Joey'?"
Shirley: "If you want to get racist about it."
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Troy : "Woh, a white Abed !"
Pierce : "It's like Abed, but employable"
Community saison 1 Episode 17
Pierce: "I can't think of anything more frightening than a half-Polish, half-Arab virgin in his thirties. One way or another, that ends with an explosion!"
Community saison 1 Episode 16
Chang: "Tonight, you are my bitches."
Community saison 1 Episode 15
Star-Burns: "Hey Winger, check out Annie! Somebody just went to the top of my "to do" list."
Community saison 1 Episode 15
Annie: "Hey, guys, thanks for getting involved in my love life! That was super cool and mature of you. Oh, and since you're both clearly idiots, I should probably let you know that I'm being sarcastic!"
Community saison 1 Episode 15
Annie: "What are you insinuating? I took that kiss for the team."
Jeff: "What? Yeah, that kiss wasn't for pleasure. It was strategic and joyless."
Annie: "What? Yeah."
Troy: "You did get weirdly specific when you were describing Annie's body."
Jeff: "More specific than the stuff you told me about Britta?"
Annie & Britta: "What?"
Shirley: "Does anyone get specific about me?"
Pierce: "Check your email."
Shirley: "I'll mark you as spam."
Pierce: "Who the hell is Pam?"
Community saison 1 Episode 13
Buddy: "I'm sure you guys have a natural rapport and timing, and you're scared that adding a new member might through everything off of its natural" [CUT TO TITLE SEQUENCE] "rhythm."
Community saison 1 Episode 13
Chang: "I am a man who can never die! And this has been your first taste of Spanish one-oh-dos, the semester I get inside your cabezas".
Community saison 1 Episode 12
Jeff: "True or falso or none of the above? That doesn't even make any sense."
Community saison 1 Episode 6
Jeff : "I'm saying you're a football player ! It's in your blood !"
Troy : "That's racist !"
Jeff : "Your soul."
Troy : "Racist."
Jeff : "Your eyes ?"
Troy : "Gay ?"
Jeff : "That's homophobic."
Troy : "Black."
Jeff : "That's racist !"
Troy: "Damn."
Community saison 1 Episode 3
Abed: "I have to do a documentary. It's like a regular movie, only with ugly people."
Community saison 1 Episode 3
Jeff: "Hey! Troy sneezes like a girl!"
Troy: "How about I pound you like a boy- that didn't come out right."
Community saison 1 Episode 2
Troy: "¿Dónde está la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca."
Abed: "Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es en la bigote grande, perro, manteca."
Troy: "Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeña Cabeza es mi helada. ¡Cervesa es bueno!"
Abed: "¡Buenas Días! ¡Me gusta papas frías! La bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz. Yeah, Boy!"
Troy: "Yeah! What!"
Abed: "Yeah. It's 2009."
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